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Warning About Not Replacing Toilet Paper Rolls

There’s nothing worse than a bathroom terrorist. Better do what the sign says, cause we don’t want them to win.

Funny Sign About Replacing Toilet Paper Rolls

(picture source = evil milk)

Yet Another Use For Toilet Paper

Yet Another Use For Toilet Paper

Never in a million years would I have thought to construct a toilet out of a bunch of unused rolls of toilet paper. So big thumbs up to the person who did.

Man’s Best Friend To The Rescue

Man's Best Friend To The Rescue

In you’re time of need it’s always nice to know that man’s best friend will be there for you with a roll of toilet paper.

Paint By Numbers Toilet Paper

Haven’t you always wanted to paint a picture?  If the answer to that is yes, here’s the perfect thing for you, paint by numbers toilet paper.  The best part of this is that it requires only one colour, and can be completed in a matter of seconds with little or no artistic ability.  Now you too can be the artist you always dreamed of being.  Happy painting.

This Toilet Paper’s Name Gets Right To The Point

Finally a toilet paper brand that’s very specific about what it does … get rid of shit.  And isn’t that what we ultimately want?  Other brands keep this out of their commercials and off their packaging.  They would rather show their toilet paper soaking up blue liquid and talk about how their rolls are 50% larger than their competitors.  That’s fine for the person who likes to pretend that they and everyone they know don’t use the bathroom … but for the rest of us, is that really enough?  Do we really care about blue liquid absorbency … or are we more concerned about brown solid removal effectiveness?  I applaud you ShitBegone for having the courage to say what the others won’t.

Picture Source: Giggle Sugar

Toilet Paper For Manly Men

Sandpaper Toilet Paper Role Funny Pictures

Nothing says manly like wiping your ass with a piece of sandpaper.

Picture Source: LOL Pix