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Homeless Guy Wants Change But Not Like Obama

I think it’s great when homeless-down-on-their-luck people come up with creative signs to earn themselves a little extra money. With the economy sucking the way it is you have to go that extra mile to get someone to part with that little bit of extra change jingling around in their pocket. [...]

A Stupid Sign For Stupid People

A wise man once said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”  That wise man was Forrest Gump, and that’s a pretty profound statement for someone who was considered to be an idiot.  He also said, “Life is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you’re going to get.”  That’s not [...]

No Pooping On The Subway

It always amazes me that signs like this actually exist because I would like to think you wouldn’t have to tell people not to defecate on the subway … but there it is in black and orange.  I’d hate to be the guy who has to clean up after these people.  It [...]

I Guess This Means No Pooping In The Forest

Of course I don’t speak that language, but I can only assume from the position of that figure, he’s trying to take a poop … but it’s clearly stated from that red circle with a line through it that pooping is prohibited.  I wonder if someone got arrested for pooping, the arresting [...]

I Love A Good Sale

I’m no expert on this, but I do believe that “seriously cheaper” constitutes at least a two cents savings off the original price, not just one cent.  One cent is just moderately cheaper.

How Burger King Employees Spell Meat

Based on this picture I can only assume that all Burger King employees spell meat with two e’s rather than with an “ea”.  Although maybe Burger King does use meet instead of meat in their hamburgers.  And this spelling is totally correct.  If that’s the case, that would sure explain the [...]

All Employees Must Wash Genitals

I Guess This Kind Of Thing Is Frowned Upon

Well you know what they say, good girls go to heaven … bad girls have all the fun.

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All those in favor of drinking heavily, raise your hand.
Funny response for any perverts trying to see up this woman’s skirt.
Star Wars Last Supper … and with Luke Skywalker as Jesus no less.
Sometimes it’s not PMS … it’s that the world is fill of stupid annoying people.
This guy is #1 … or so says [...]