- This woman’s breasts decided not to vote for either candidate.
- When in doubt grab your girlfriend’s boobs. Never a bad idea.
- I will not love you long time. At least she’s honest.
- Joe Camel’s fiercest rival: Larry Lizard.
- Meet Disco Ernie: the 88 year old male stripper.
- Buy me a big big diamond ring.
- Guys, this is how not to pick a woman up at the bar.
- Ass, the other vagina.
- This kangaroo is pure evil. He could be the devil in disguise.
- Pool closed due to pooping. Hey, what’s that floating out there?
- I’ve crowned this woman my Guitar Hero for the day.
- In your dreams. If you say so.
- Hello ladies! Please ignore my boner. So where you ladies from?
- Drunk college girl gets stuck in a basket.
- This is pretty much the freshest milk you can get.
- Laura Croft paid me a visit last night. Here, I have proof.
- Real boobs rock! Can’t disagree with that.
- Using your butt cheeks is one way to grip the pole on the subway.
- Peeing behind the Port-A-Potty.
- Some girls are born winners.
- Here’s how to moon your neighbour 24/7.
- Get your fresh squeezed Kool-Aid here!
- Baseball, boobs & beer. What else do you need?
- Nerd porn.
- Creative alternative to baby diapers … and environmentally friendly too.
- Who wants a free hug? I do. I do.
- Redneck rear view mirror.
- Breaking News! Apparently poison isn’t a good thing to take.
