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Sense … This Picture Makes None

Sense ... This Picture Makes None

Maybe this picture does make sense if you consider this guy is some kind of psychologist or teacher holding a press conference discussing how in some cases how a man’s penis is no different than a loaded gun. Both can kill; one with bullets, the other with an STD. And how if a man doesn’t holster both his weapons, they can inflict great damage. See, that makes sense … and how easy it is to ruin a funny picture.

This A Total Guy Thing Enjoyed By 95% Of Males

This A Total Guy Thing Enjoyed By 95% Of Males

When I say this is a total guy thing, all you guys out there know exactly what I’m talking about. And probably most of you women know too if you’ve even spent any significant time around the male members of the species. Give a guy a cucumber, a banana, or even a cement post like the one in this picture, and 95% of the time, he’s going to pretend it’s a penis. As for the other 5%, I have no idea what their problem is. Boy, it’s awesome being a guy.

Penis Shaped Birthday Cake

Penis Shaped Birthday Cake

Nothing says Happy Birthday like a cake shaped like a penis.

Penis Guitar

Penis Guitar

I guess this funny penis shaped guitar gives new meaning to playing with your penis. Seriously though, I wonder who thinks this stuff up.

(picture source = evil milk)

Masculine Graffiti

Masculine Graffiti

Spray painting the word PENIS on a wall three times is about as masculine as graffiti can get. I’m guessing this was done by some lonely guy with a penis fixation or maybe a 16 year old who just likes using the word. I can’t imagine a female doing something like this. That’ll be the day when I see VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA LOL spray painted on a wall. Even then it would’ve probably been done by a guy. LOL.

Steven Humour’s 2008 Best & Biggest Recap

Hey everybody! Steven here. If you’re reading this post, 2008 has officially come to an end. At least it has for me on the west coast. I hope 2008 was kind and prosperous to you and your loved ones. I also hope that I brought you a few good laughs during your visits to Steven Humour over the past year or so. I say year or so because this site didn’t actually begin until January 25, 2008 with the Perfect Gift For Beer Lovers post which you will find a link to below.

I thought for my first post of 2009 I would give you a list of the best and biggest posts of 2008. It was fun looking through all my old stuff. And believe it or not, I remember writing every single one of them like it was yesterday. I’ve included a lot of favourite posts on this list. I was considering thinning it down a bit, but then I thought, what the hell I’ll keep them all and let you decide what you want to check out. I hope you enjoy!

Happy New Year to everyone. And thanks for all your comments in 2008. I do read each and every single one of them. I look forward to reading all the ones in 2009. Thanks for being so good to me. Now on with the list.

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