Steven Humour

This cake actually reminded me of that movie Knocked Up.  If you haven’t seen it you can pretty much figure out what it’s about from the title … and this cake kinda offers a crucial hint as well.

Any thoughts on what kind of party this cake was intended for?  I was thinking for a guy who is having a bachelor party weekend and the previous night he had drunken sex with the pizza delivery guy who he thought was a really ugly female stripper but was too drunk to remember and this cake was the best way for his friends to break the news to him it was actually a dude who was just delivering a pizza.

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As if it wasn’t bad enough getting buried up to his head in sand at the beach … this guy has to endure the humiliation of being part of a sand penis sculpture for all to see.  Wouldn’t his mother be proud.

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I wonder if this city that decided to construct a giant pink cock out of stone also constructed a giant pink vagina as a companion to this marvel of manhood … cause if all they have is giant cocks, that would seem kind of gay.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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I love this tie. I think it’s funny as hell.  Whoever thought making a tie to look like a giant dick was a good idea … was right.  Awesome!

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If it’s not bad enough that you have a small penis … now the condom makers have to go and make condoms especially for guys like you which makes your lack of size all the worse.  That’s like a double whammy it sucks to be you kinda thing.  Just remember though; it’s not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean that counts.  Tell yourself that the next time you pull one of these out of your wallet and the woman you’re about to have sex with laughs her ass off.

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I just don’t get why people want to wear this kind of stuff.  What’s the appeal of it?  Is this supposed to be the male equivalent of women’s lingerie?  Cause I don’t think it’s sexy … and women’s lingerie usually is.  This is the totally opposite of sexy in my mind.  It’s funny.  It’s like a puppet show for your penis.  Now all you need is a few of your guy friends to come over on the weekend to put on the moose, bear and elephant and you can entertain the neighbourhood children … then be arrested for lewd conduct and put on sex offenders list.

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