The last few days I’ve been hearing a lot of Perez Hilton getting punched in the face by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas. Quite frankly I don’t give a damn about Perez Hilton, but thought I would take this opportunity to make fun of him since he makes a living off making fun of famous people that actually do something worthwhile like act or sing. So Perez, this one is for you.
Posts Tagged ‘Pee’
Steven Humour’s 2008 Best & Biggest Recap
Hey everybody! Steven here. If you’re reading this post, 2008 has officially come to an end. At least it has for me on the west coast. I hope 2008 was kind and prosperous to you and your loved ones. I also hope that I brought you a few good laughs during your visits to Steven Humour over the past year or so. I say year or so because this site didn’t actually begin until January 25, 2008 with the Perfect Gift For Beer Lovers post which you will find a link to below.
I thought for my first post of 2009 I would give you a list of the best and biggest posts of 2008. It was fun looking through all my old stuff. And believe it or not, I remember writing every single one of them like it was yesterday. I’ve included a lot of favourite posts on this list. I was considering thinning it down a bit, but then I thought, what the hell I’ll keep them all and let you decide what you want to check out. I hope you enjoy!
Happy New Year to everyone. And thanks for all your comments in 2008. I do read each and every single one of them. I look forward to reading all the ones in 2009. Thanks for being so good to me. Now on with the list.
January
February
March
April
- Slightly Used Rubber Fist For Sale. Yeah Baby!
- Naked Pictures Of Your Best Friend’s Girlfriend
- Redneck Toilet
- Excuse My Boner
- Monkey Sucky Sucky
May
- Battle Of The Groin Bulges
- Why Men Are Like Floor Tiles
- Flipping The Bird From The Afterlife
- What’s That Guy Doing In The Background?
- Would You Buy A Romance Novel From This Guy?
- Now That’s A Surprise Cake
- What A Ruined Vacation Photo Looks Like
- Awe, Isn’t That Cute?
June
- What’s With This Bag Of Doritos?
- Effects Of The Rising Price Of Gas
- Dead Peoples Things For Sale
- Funny Hot Dog Holders For The Barbeque
July
- Will Smith’s Hancock Billboard Is Missing Something
- WTF Is With This Batman Comic Book Cover?
- Toothy Baby Pacifier
- Attempted Canine Escape
- What Kind Of Picnic Supplies Are These?
- Can You Guess What This Guy’s Superpower Is?
- No Hooking Anytime
August
- Ride The S.L.U.T.
- Super Mario In His Pants
- I Shall Call Him Penis Man
- New Wrestling Move?
- Penis Shaped Water Faucet
- Extreme Alternative To Toilet Paper
- Cock Yogurt
September
- Penis Shaped Ice Cream Seems A Little Wrong
- Even Superheroes Need Sleep
- Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Wedding Dress
- Forecasting The Weather Made Easy
October
- All Employees Must Wash Genitals
- What Happens When You Forget You Anniversary
- VIP Toilet
- Shampoo For Your Balls
- Guess Who This Dog Is Supposed To Be?
November
- This Woman May Be A Man
- Paint By Numbers Toilet Paper
- Car Rims With Balls. Literally.
- Something Sexy For The Ladies
- Is That A Pop Bottle Wedged In His Butt Crack?
December
Steven Links For 10/21/08
- I wonder if Butt Hole Road is where all the, you know, butt holes hang out?
- Kyra Phillips dirty CNN slip. She confuses c-c-unt with contributor.
- Here’s how to pee hands free.
- Kid rigs a paintball gun to shoot his buddy as he walks into the room.
- Shaving cream prank.
- Christina Aguilera has major cleavage.
- Two Arabs and a dune buggy.
- This dude should pull up his pants. No one wants to see that.
- Legibility and punctuation is the way this guy rolls, motherfucker!
- Here are a few demotivational posters to brighten your day.
This Is A Weird Way To Pee

This is one of those pictures that needs nothing said about it. Let’s just sit back and marvel and this dog’s unique way of urinating. Bravo you magnificent beast.
Source: Break
WTF Are These Things?

The other day it was cock flavoured soup mix … today it’s Pee & Poo stuffed dolls. Who the hell thinks up this stuff? Never in a million years would it have occurred to me to created dolls based on a bodily fluid and a solid. It must take a special individual to want to invent something like that. I guess if the goal was to be different; mission accomplished … ’cause after all, stuffed bears and bunnies have been done to death. Every kid pretty much has or has had one of those. But how many kids have a stuffed drop of urine and a piece of you know what to curl up with when he or she goes to bed? Not many I would imagine. Those few must be the envy of all the children in the school yard. Pee and poo isn’t just for your toilet bowl anymore. Why flush it when you can cuddle it? Yay!









