Posts Tagged ‘Ninjas’

“My father was killed by ninjas. Need money for karate lessons.” has got to be one of the best signs used by a homeless person to get money that I’ve ever seen. Classic. Give this guy $5 immediately. Here are a few other homeless people with funny signs that I’ve posted in the past: Homeless Guy Begs For Money Using Pay Pal, Homeless Guy Wants Change But Not Like Obama, F You Gimme A Dollar.

(picture source – image shack)

I don’t know who this guy is supposed to be, but in my estimation he is neither super nor a hero … and judging by that sweat stain he won’t be saving Earth from any master criminals anytime soon either. Now if you’re done laughing at Captain Whoever … here’s a bunch of funny links hand picked by me to entertain, inspire and bring joy to your life. Enjoy!

• Funny commercial that combines gynaecological exam with football.
• Boobs are always a crowd pleaser. Why’s she so mad though?
• A fat guy in a body thong seems so very wrong.
• Breast game show ever. And no I didn’t misspell best. I meant breast.
• The weirdest training video ever!
• Holy crap, now that’s a moustache!
• Ninjas are watching you take a dump!
• All this cat wants is a little attention.
• The world’s biggest game of Space Invaders.
• What happens when you hit a big screen TV with a shovel.
• 50 reasons not to over drink.
• How to trick a mouse. This is stupid enough to work.
• This kid would kick Chuck Norris’ ass.
• F@ck that wheel lock. I’m going to drive my car anyways!

Female Ninjas … the sluttiest mammals known to man. This is news to me, ’cause I thought the sluttiest mammals known to man were the ones that lived in Hollywood with not one shred of talent but are famous for nothing more than whoring it up on a nightly basis for the paparazzi. At least female ninjas have a cool sword.

via Image Shack