I showed my friend this picture and before I got the chance to ask him if he thought this person was a man or a woman, he responded, “who’s the babe?” I said nothing and just took a sip of my water before actually asking the man or woman question. He responded, “a woman. A whole lotta woman.” I being a bit of a skeptic thought it was a man who was trying to portray himself as a woman by putting on a bikini and tucking his sack back like that guy did in “Silence Of The Lambs”. My friend said, “tucking your sack back feels weird. It’s unnatural. I tried it once and it was uncomfortable.” I told my friend I didn’t want to hear about his sack or any tucking of it, but he insisted on giving me more details. At that point I put my hands over my ears and began humming the theme to “Gilligan’s Island”. I saw his mouth stop moving around the part where “five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour”. Thankfully I’m not a lip reader and have no idea what he was said. I think I need new friends.
Posts Tagged ‘Muscles’
Steven Links For 09/29/08
- Everyone’s got at least a few pictures they hope their parents never see. It would seem this guy might have more than that.
- No Country For McLovin. Funny mashup combining No Country For Old Men and Superbad.
- Witness the most horrifying muscle show ever. Women in skimpy bikinis should be a good thing.
- Don’t you just love extremely flexible women who drink beer?
- Hey, who doesn’t love comedy hour at church? Except maybe these people.
- This could quite possibly be the sexiest Korean soup commercial ever!
- Classic Hilarity: Brokeback By The Bell
- Some girl passes out and her friends shave her head just like her idol Britney Spears.
- It must totally suck to crap your pants during a police like this guy did.
- Yet another flaming shot failure. When will these people ever learn?
- Does that tree trunk look suspiciously like an ass … or am I seeing things?
- Original as it is, I’m wondering what kind of figure skating move this is.






