I showed my friend this picture and before I got the chance to ask him if he thought this person was a man or a woman, he responded, “who’s the babe?” I said nothing and just took a sip of my water before actually asking the man or woman question. He responded, “a woman. A whole lotta woman.” I being a bit of a skeptic thought it was a man who was trying to portray himself as a woman by putting on a bikini and tucking his sack back like that guy did in “Silence Of The Lambs”. My friend said, “tucking your sack back feels weird. It’s unnatural. I tried it once and it was uncomfortable.” I told my friend I didn’t want to hear about his sack or any tucking of it, but he insisted on giving me more details. At that point I put my hands over my ears and began humming the theme to “Gilligan’s Island”. I saw his mouth stop moving around the part where “five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour”. Thankfully I’m not a lip reader and have no idea what he was said. I think I need new friends.
