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Sleepy Monkey

Monkey

Dude, quit making so much noise. Can’t a guy get a little sleep around here? I have to get up early and pick bananas.

Steven Links – Monkey Riding A Segway Edition

Monkey Riding A Segway – Japanese TV is so crazy awesome I can’t believe we don’t anything like it here in North America. Take this show for example showing a Monkey Riding A Segway. And not just no ordinary monkey either, this one is wearing overalls and a Helmut. I’d rather watch this than 94% of the garbage that’s I come across on TV.

Put Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Cookies Down, Now! – Here’s a funny remix of Arnold Schwarenegger from the movie Jungle All The Way telling Phil Hartman to put that cookie down, now! I never realized how serious Arnold was about his cookies being eaten.

15 Most Stupid Forehead Tattoos – WTF are people thinking to tattoo themselves on the forehead? I have nothing against tattoos, but on the forehead … come on. And if that placement isn’t bad enough, check out these people who actually tattooed something stupid on there. Again, WTF? Like I always say, if you’re going to tattoo your forehead at least choose something cool like an eyeball or something so you can pretend you’re a Cyclops and freak people out.

Runner Faceplants At Finish Line – Here’s a runner that not only loses a race she was clearly going to win, but faceplants while doing so and finishes a dismal third. I think this is what is meant by “so close yet so far away”.

A Very Patient Cat – All this cat wants to do is have something to eat, but instead is constantly harassed by a puppy who just wants to have a little fun. Wouldn’t you hate your life if every time you sat down to eat someone was biting on your ear? I know it would drive me crazy especially if the person biting my ear was a dude. Maybe if it was a really hot chick I could tolerate it, but that’s still a strong maybe.

Baby Hates Michigan Fight Song – Here’s a baby who when the Michigan Fight Song is played on a cell phone she cries … but when Mary Had A Little Lamb is played she stops crying and smiles. This video only runs for about a minute, but I bet you could have fun for hours with a baby like this if you were bored. Although that would depend how much crying you could handle.

Jessica Biel In A Bikini – I know that Jessica Biel in a bikini isn’t exactly funny, but she was in the comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. So in my mind that kind of makes her relevant in the area of humour. Although I don’t remember her being all that funny in that movie, but at least she looks good in a bikini.

Steven Links – Fountain Jump Faceplant Edition

Hey Everybody! Steven here welcoming you back for another edition of Steven Links. I got some awesome stuff for you today starting off with a guy attempting to jump into the middle of a fountain but coming up inches short and faceplanting … and getting a bloody nose for his effort. Anyways, thanks for checking out Steven Humour today. Enjoy!

High tech bathroom lock makes pooping more difficult.

Woman attempts to cover up the smell of her fart.

Birthday presents – some are more memorable than others. Like this one for example.

Lulu the swimming monkey.

Mr. T raps about genealogy, fool.

The ultimate bike fail.

Funny Louisville chugger fail.

Referee gets knocked out during a rugby match.

Super Mario the mushroom dealer.

Insanely funny video of Jesus pwning a kid at various sports.

Funny cartoon illustrating what men really think about.

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Steven Links – Peal A Banana Like A Monkey Edition

Hey everybody! Steven here welcoming you back to another edition of Steven Links. I’ve got some good stuff for you today, starting with how to peal a banana like a monkey (who knew monkeys pealed bananas like that) … and finishing off with a bucket load of funny links to help you get your weekend started off right. Enjoy!

Uncomfortable Ultimate Fighter Interview

Storming the beach Saving Private Ryan style.

Weirdest wedding picture ever!

A sexy way to cool of when your AC is broken.

Fat kids ruin all the fun.

Mexico builds border wall to keep the a$$holes out.

Seriously, WTF is up with this picture?

McPatient. Fat chicks wait for McDonald’s to open.

Mom crashes dirt bike and takes out grandma in wheelchair.

Strange Asian safe sex poster.

Dancing Star Wars action figures.

Abraham Plisskin

10 unconventional nerd cakes.

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Stomach Monkey Tattoo

Stomach Monkey Tattoo

I wonder how many times this guy has walked up to a woman in a bar and said, “hey you wanna see my monkey?” … then lifted up his shirt and showed her this Stomach Monkey Tattoo. I don’t know how impressed any woman would be by this tattoo, but it would definitely be an ice breaker.

Weekend Web Finds

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