Monkey Riding A Segway – Japanese TV is so crazy awesome I can’t believe we don’t anything like it here in North America. Take this show for example showing a Monkey Riding A Segway. And not just no ordinary monkey either, this one is wearing overalls and a Helmut. I’d rather watch this than 94% of the garbage that’s I come across on TV.
Put Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Cookies Down, Now! – Here’s a funny remix of Arnold Schwarenegger from the movie Jungle All The Way telling Phil Hartman to put that cookie down, now! I never realized how serious Arnold was about his cookies being eaten.
15 Most Stupid Forehead Tattoos – WTF are people thinking to tattoo themselves on the forehead? I have nothing against tattoos, but on the forehead … come on. And if that placement isn’t bad enough, check out these people who actually tattooed something stupid on there. Again, WTF? Like I always say, if you’re going to tattoo your forehead at least choose something cool like an eyeball or something so you can pretend you’re a Cyclops and freak people out.
Runner Faceplants At Finish Line – Here’s a runner that not only loses a race she was clearly going to win, but faceplants while doing so and finishes a dismal third. I think this is what is meant by “so close yet so far away”.
A Very Patient Cat – All this cat wants to do is have something to eat, but instead is constantly harassed by a puppy who just wants to have a little fun. Wouldn’t you hate your life if every time you sat down to eat someone was biting on your ear? I know it would drive me crazy especially if the person biting my ear was a dude. Maybe if it was a really hot chick I could tolerate it, but that’s still a strong maybe.
Baby Hates Michigan Fight Song – Here’s a baby who when the Michigan Fight Song is played on a cell phone she cries … but when Mary Had A Little Lamb is played she stops crying and smiles. This video only runs for about a minute, but I bet you could have fun for hours with a baby like this if you were bored. Although that would depend how much crying you could handle.
Jessica Biel In A Bikini – I know that Jessica Biel in a bikini isn’t exactly funny, but she was in the comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. So in my mind that kind of makes her relevant in the area of humour. Although I don’t remember her being all that funny in that movie, but at least she looks good in a bikini.
If more informercials were like this Slap Chop Remix … then maybe I’d buy something. Actually I probably still wouldn’t buy anything, but at least I would be entertained while not buying it.
