Posts Tagged ‘Kicked’

• IMSOBER is the perfect license plate to prove to the police that you haven’t been out drinking after a night of hard partying.
• Bacon floss … like flossing your teeth with bacon, but different.
• A little kitten tries to climb up to sit on the couch, but a much larger cat forcibly defends his turf.
• Hilarious teleprompter mistake … watch as TV host incorrectly reads the name of tomorrow’s guest.
• This is how you get jail time for a speeding ticket. WTF was this guy thinking?
• How Corona should advertise beer: a little head … never a bad thing.
• This is what happens when you get drunk and stand too close to a short wall.
• What the hell is the point of this?
• Have you seen this cat? Because it is awesome!
• A hot chick kicks some guy in the balls for White Sox tickets.

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Who said old people don’t have any fun … and that they’re just preoccupied with laxatives, going to the bathroom and watching reruns of Murder She Wrote? I don’t know, but I bet you it wasn’t this 83 year old grandma who just did a pretty kick ass keg stand. Yay, for old people. This is just another thing for me to look forward to as I approach my golden years … getting drunk and having people laugh and cheer me on as I do so.

This must have sucked for both parties. On one hand you have a little kid that wanders out on the dance floor and gets kicked in the face. And on the other hand you have the dancer who is just minding his own business doing spins for the entertainment of the people watching and BAM this happens. Now for the rest of his life he’s going to be remembered as that guy who kicked Billy in the face. I bet you he got some dirty looks that night.

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