Posts Tagged ‘Japan’

I came across this funny video on Holy Taco that features a Japanese wrestler wrestling an inflatable doll.

I guess these guy don’t actually realize how awful that fake tan looks (Manolith)

• Parkour fail compilation (College Humor)
• Sexy pole dance fail (Funny Hub)
• Sum Ting Wong? (Canucklehead)
• Motorized human catapult faceplant (Totally Crap)
• Epic photobomb (Funktards)
• How to poop in Japan (Holy Taco)
• Fillet O’ Face (Found Shit)
• Should I buy her a drink flowchart (Regretful Morning)
• Skateboarder crushes his nuts on rail (Break)
• Woman calls 911 cause boyfriend won’t marry her (Guyism)
• Weirdest picture you’ll see today (TheChive)
• Mattress commercials are difficult (Manofest)
• 6 movies plots made possible by baffling bad decisions (Cracked)
• What’s going on in these pictures? (Bacon Babble)
• Sonic’s new menu item (I Love Bacon)
• The 20 worst haircuts on the Internet (Pophangover)
• Hilarious Japanese sniper prank (Gorilla Mask)

Monkey Riding A Segway – Japanese TV is so crazy awesome I can’t believe we don’t anything like it here in North America. Take this show for example showing a Monkey Riding A Segway. And not just no ordinary monkey either, this one is wearing overalls and a Helmut. I’d rather watch this than 94% of the garbage that’s I come across on TV.

Put Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Cookies Down, Now! – Here’s a funny remix of Arnold Schwarenegger from the movie Jungle All The Way telling Phil Hartman to put that cookie down, now! I never realized how serious Arnold was about his cookies being eaten.

15 Most Stupid Forehead Tattoos – WTF are people thinking to tattoo themselves on the forehead? I have nothing against tattoos, but on the forehead … come on. And if that placement isn’t bad enough, check out these people who actually tattooed something stupid on there. Again, WTF? Like I always say, if you’re going to tattoo your forehead at least choose something cool like an eyeball or something so you can pretend you’re a Cyclops and freak people out.

Runner Faceplants At Finish Line – Here’s a runner that not only loses a race she was clearly going to win, but faceplants while doing so and finishes a dismal third. I think this is what is meant by “so close yet so far away”.

A Very Patient Cat – All this cat wants to do is have something to eat, but instead is constantly harassed by a puppy who just wants to have a little fun. Wouldn’t you hate your life if every time you sat down to eat someone was biting on your ear? I know it would drive me crazy especially if the person biting my ear was a dude. Maybe if it was a really hot chick I could tolerate it, but that’s still a strong maybe.

Baby Hates Michigan Fight Song – Here’s a baby who when the Michigan Fight Song is played on a cell phone she cries … but when Mary Had A Little Lamb is played she stops crying and smiles. This video only runs for about a minute, but I bet you could have fun for hours with a baby like this if you were bored. Although that would depend how much crying you could handle.

Jessica Biel In A Bikini – I know that Jessica Biel in a bikini isn’t exactly funny, but she was in the comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. So in my mind that kind of makes her relevant in the area of humour. Although I don’t remember her being all that funny in that movie, but at least she looks good in a bikini.

As you can see, in Japan, you’re never too young to Sumo.

(picture source = picture is unrelated)

Creepy Japanese video featuring a woman with a man’s voice slicing a guy’s tie in half with a sword. The sword part is cool … the man’s voice is weird … and the ending is just plain creepy. That person is a woman, right … and not just a dude who looks like one? If she is a dude then I should reword what I wrote; the sword part is cool … the man’s voice makes sense … and the ending is super creepy. As you can see, regardless of it being a man or woman, the creepy part still holds true.

Hi y’all! Steven here welcoming you back to Top 5 Friday. This week I’m featuring Weird Japanese Commercials … and boy do I have some weird ones for you that’ll make you scratch your head and say wtf. So sit back and enjoy and prepare yourself for some Japanese weirdness.

#5. Hulk Hogan Selling Something

I think Hulk Hogan is selling a heater or air cleaner or something. I don’t know. What I do know is the Hulkster must have gotten paid a bucket load of money to do this. WTF, brother?

#4. Noodle Commercial

This commercial is for noodles, I think. And those baby things jumping around are kinda creepy weird. WTF is up with those? Seriously, WTF is up with those?

#3. Mermaid And A Squid

I have no idea what’s being sold in this commercial … but hell, it’s features a guy dressed like a giant squid, so it can’t be all that bad.

#2. Toilet Cleaner

I don’t know what two guys dressed up like a chicken and a frog have to do with cleaning your toilet … but weird it is.

#1. Little Red Riding Hood

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s doesn’t get much weirder than this. Again I have no idea what’s being sold here … but it’s got a girl dressed up like Little Red Riding Hood dancing alongside animals with breasts and testicles. WTF? WTF? WTF?