Posts Tagged ‘Drinking’

I don’t know who this guy is supposed to be, but in my estimation he is neither super nor a hero … and judging by that sweat stain he won’t be saving Earth from any master criminals anytime soon either. Now if you’re done laughing at Captain Whoever … here’s a bunch of funny links hand picked by me to entertain, inspire and bring joy to your life. Enjoy!

• Funny commercial that combines gynaecological exam with football.
• Boobs are always a crowd pleaser. Why’s she so mad though?
• A fat guy in a body thong seems so very wrong.
• Breast game show ever. And no I didn’t misspell best. I meant breast.
• The weirdest training video ever!
• Holy crap, now that’s a moustache!
• Ninjas are watching you take a dump!
• All this cat wants is a little attention.
• The world’s biggest game of Space Invaders.
• What happens when you hit a big screen TV with a shovel.
• 50 reasons not to over drink.
• How to trick a mouse. This is stupid enough to work.
• This kid would kick Chuck Norris’ ass.
• F@ck that wheel lock. I’m going to drive my car anyways!

Hey ladies, how many drinks would it take for you to drink to want this guy?

• Be amazed by some guy who can drink 6 beers in 10 seconds.
• Proof you can stuff at least 5 people in a car trunk.
• Is this the best wedding engagement photo they could find?
• David Letterman caught checking out Jennifer Aniston’s legs.
• What a big sale looks like in Russia.
• Speedy delivery courtesy UPS.  Is this how the deliver everything?
• 2008 mug shots of the year!
• This has to be one of the shittiest jobs around.
• I feel sorry for this dog.
• This is the first I’ve ever seen someone dressed as a nipple.

If you’re thinking about getting drunk this weekend and then trying to break a table in a vain attempt to impress your drunk friends, you might want to check out this video first. As you can plainly see, breaking a table when you’re drunk isn’t as easy as it seems. Not that it’s any easier breaking it when you’re sober, but when you’re sober this fact actually registers in your brain.

I think the moral of this video is, if you’re going to drink, drink copious amounts of alcohol, enough that you’ll pass out before hurting yourself. But I guess if this guy had of done that, I wouldn’t have had anything funny to show you today. So for that, thank you sweet sweet alcohol and the poor judgement that it incurs. I also must thank the person who displayed fine unbreakable craftsmanship in the making of the folding table that was featured in this video. You did the folding table industry proud.

• Police officer limbo. How low can he go?
• DJs make me horny
• Pregnant Hooters waitress
• Vida Guerra’s impressive boob talent

• How not to do a back flip
• Bling bling
• Rachael Ray gets sexy with corn
• Sarah Palin mini-skirt

• Prank call goes bad
• Denise Milani in a sexy t-shirt
• Bunk bed prank
• Sarah Palin the beauty pageant contestant

• Can you see what’s different in this picture?
• Freestyle rap battle translation
• Sexy girl dared at the dog park!
• Hard BMX face plant. Not pretty.

• Golf course astronaut
• Fake swimming pool. See to believe.
• Gina Carano gets naked
• Will Ferrell knows how to get with the ladies

• Tits & Ass beer commercial parody
• How would you like to clean this toilet?
• Homemade breakaway chair prank
• That’s one powerful vibrating phone.

• Lucy Pinder bikini gallery
• Wanna see a really creepy picture?
• “That Guy” is freaking hilarious!
• She’s A Wicked Girl

• This Dog Has Unique Drinking Skills
• My Boyfriend Is Out Of Town
• Bikini Babe Antiques Roadshow
• Jawbone Bluetooth Commercial

• IMSOBER is the perfect license plate to prove to the police that you haven’t been out drinking after a night of hard partying.
• Bacon floss … like flossing your teeth with bacon, but different.
• A little kitten tries to climb up to sit on the couch, but a much larger cat forcibly defends his turf.
• Hilarious teleprompter mistake … watch as TV host incorrectly reads the name of tomorrow’s guest.
• This is how you get jail time for a speeding ticket. WTF was this guy thinking?
• How Corona should advertise beer: a little head … never a bad thing.
• This is what happens when you get drunk and stand too close to a short wall.
• What the hell is the point of this?
• Have you seen this cat? Because it is awesome!
• A hot chick kicks some guy in the balls for White Sox tickets.

Bonus Links

• This guy is too cheap to buy tickets … and everyone knows it.
• In her case, size does matter.
• Stupid guy feels the power of a dog shock collar. Arf, arf.
• Introducing the flying cat. Luckily it has 8 more lives.

• Girls just wanna have fun.
• Press any key to continue.
• Cleavage shoe shine prank.
• Buffalo statue takes one for the team.

• This girl really knows how to work a stripper pole.
• Hitch hiking on a truck – the hard way.
• Humped by a goat. How embarrassing.
• Monumental cleavage.

• USA drinking team. These chicks can out-drink your pathetic ass.
• Redneck target shooting.
• Older monkey siblings suck.
• Do I make you look fat?

• Bathroom band prank. Can’t a guy pee in peace.
• Idiot lets friend punch him in the face. Not a smart move.
• Fat man dives through a floatie. It’s more impressive than it sounds.
• I guess we know who she’s voting for. Her boobs tell the story.

• American Beauty for geeks.
• Marilyn Manson’s Mini-Me.
• She’s a player.
• Sandra Ramirez bikini gallery.

• This should count as two votes. Wouldn’t you agree?