Posts Tagged ‘Costume’

I can only think of two possible reasons why this guy is dressed in a pig man costume complete with a pink pig mask and cape, black spandex body suit with a snout emblem on the chest. One, he’s here to fight the Swine Flu … and he’s running through the forest to try and find its whereabouts. Or two, he’s running away from two orderlies from the mental hospital he just escaped from.

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Meet Batdog, canine crusader against bad dog evil doers.  Nothing takes a crap on his lawn and gets away with it.    Happy Halloween, everybody!

Hey ladies, if you feel there could be a shortage of men trick or treaters to your house this Halloween, you may want to give a costume like this a shot. It’s sure to attract a more male demographic than your run of the mill witch or fairy costume.

• Gimme the cookies and no one gets hurt!
• How would you like to eat this egg roll?
• Fun fact: there’s no speed limit for boat-cars with mummy passengers.
• Passed out drunk dude gets owned by his friend courtesy of a fart to the face.
• Amazing golf shot from up in a tree.
• Those watermelons can’t be real … and when I say watermelons, I mean boobs.
• The path of Internet discovery.
• Granny gets a dildo for her birthday.
• This skateboarder is going to have a sore ass for quite some time after this fall.
• Funny t-shirts for the tailgater in your life.
• Katy Perry attempts to jump into a cake then learns quickly its very fake and very hard.
• This is definitely something unique to do with you pumpkin this Halloween.
• Forklift operator wastes a lot of beer. It’s a sad day for beer drinkers everywhere.
• I’m sure this guy didn’t think this would happen when he decided to go parasailing.
• Some woman’s boob poops out of her costume as she’s dancing in front of live studio audience.
• This guy gets a little crazy when a bolt of lightning strikes a power pole right near him.
• Dumb football fan takes a dare and gets owned by a table she jumps onto.
• Some guy does his best Jessica Simpson impersonation.
• Baseball fan gets hit in the face by a homerun.

Fat guy in a Spider-Man costume with a Super NEW in the background.

• Happy Birthday You Big Piece Of Shit. The sentiment brings tears to my eyes.
• Whether you’re sitting on the couch or racing a motorcycle on TV, when you’ve gotta pee, you’ve gotta pee.
• Crayons are the new bling. They’re not just for colouring anymore, yo.
• Wanna see some top secret shit? Feast your eyes on the Dog Doo Transmitter.
• Good Cop, Baby Cop. Will Ferrell meets the toughest cop in the world.
• This guy might want to rethink his costume for Halloween.
• Sarah Palin has a sex tape? Who knew?
• Is that what I think it is in that woman’s purse?
• Here’s the perfect card for that special person who gave you Chlamydia.
• If you ever need a balloon toilet, this guy will make you one. Scroll down to see it.
• This is what it would be like if beer ruled the world.

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