Posts Tagged ‘Condoms’

Funny video of a guy holding a condom outside the window of a speeding car causing the condom to fill up with air then explode.

Here’s a product that’s sure to have some of the fellas who lie about the size of their manhood a little upset. It’s called Condometrics. And if you can’t tell by the picture, it’s a condom with a ruler on it. WTF will they think of next? Now, by wearing one of these, it will be virtually impossible to lie about how big you are. So if you’re smaller that you’ve been letting on … BUSTED.

Welcome back to Top 5 Friday. This week I’m counting down the Top 5 Funniest Condom Commercials. In the past I’ve featured a couple of funny condom commercials on this site. This one where a little kid gets to do whatever he wants cause his mom said he could … or so he thinks she did. And this one from the people over at Durex, and after watch it, you may never look at balloon animals the same ever again. Neither one of those commercials is included on this list, cause with a little searching I found five that were even funnier. Enjoy! Now on with the countdown.

#5. Funny Tulipan Super Thin Condoms Commercial

Now that’s what I call a really thin condom.

#4. Funny Durex Condom Commercial

This funny Durex condoms commercial has a guy being followed around by a bunch a guys dressed in sperm costumes. It’ll all make sense when you watch it.

#3. Indecent Proposal Trojan Condoms Commercial

Funny Trojan condoms commercial that perfectly illustrates why you should always keep Trojan condoms in your car.

#2. Funny Argentine Condom Commercial

You’re not going to believe what this guy does with a condom when the parents of the girl he’s with walk into the room. Considering he was facing an angry dad, he did the only thing he could do.

#1. Glow In The Dark Condoms

As you’ll see in the commercial when you go camping it’s always wise to bring yourself glow in the dark condoms rather than just regular ones cause you never know when that little bit of extra light will come in handy.

If you haven’t got time to watch the full length X-Men Origins: Wolverine film … this pretty much sums it up in 30 seconds, and it’s funnier too.

Man thong ruins an otherwise sexy photo. Pull your pants up, dude. No one wants to see that.

The first and only openly homosexual magazine for Chewbacca and his people. Hmmmmmm.

Man boob luge. That guy must have totally lost a bet to do that.

Classic Slinky commercial. I wonder whatever happened to my Slinky.

Old men dressed like school girls. WTF!

Slow motion leap face plant. The slow motion makes it all the more funny.

Why so curious, George? Curious George meets the Joker.

Why am I in the water? And WTF is that? I guess this Orangutan doesn’t like the water.

Warning about a massive turd. Turd is a funny word. LOL.

Condoms. You’re doing it wrong. I hope that wasn’t a used condom.

Holy crap that’s a big dog. Or that woman is really really tiny.

How to deal with unruly kids. Who says parenting has to be difficult.

The perfect face plant. As far as face plants go, they don’t get any better than that.

Now that’s how to light a cigarette. Who says old people don’t know how to live it up.

(video source = college humor)

Six Japanese men get dressed up in Sperm Costumes for a Durex condoms safe sex ad campaign in Japan. And I guess there are worst jobs in Japan than getting dressed up like a sperm for Durex … like for example a piece of poop for Depends.

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I wonder why that condom is playing basketball when it seems much more logical for it to be playing hockey.

(picture source = eat liver)