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Here’s a funny commercial for IPA Beer. It features a guy repeatedly getting killed but not dieing because the Grim Reaper is too busy enjoying a beer at the bar instead of out claiming souls. So I guess we all now know how to beat Death … offer it a beer. 
I’ve seen this commercial before, but saw it again a few hours ago on TV and thought it was funny enough to post here on the site. It’s for the Subaru Forester and it spoofs the whole sexy babes in bikinis washing cars thing. Instead of babes in bikinis though, there’s a bunch of sumo wrestlers sexifying things up by hosing and throwing wet soapy sponges and each other. Also I think it only runs in Canada. So if you aren’t from here and you haven’t seen it online you probably haven’t seen it before.
Remember Carlton (Alfonso Ribeiro) from the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air? Well here he is years before that show starring in some commercial from the 1980’s selling his break dancing book Breakin’ & Poppin’ and looking like a mini Michael Jackson.
Video Source: College Humor
Hey there everybody! Welcome back to Top 5 Friday; the time of the week where I post five videos in one post in an attempt to give you five times the pleasure. This post is kind of like wearing one of those ultra thin condoms, but not as good ’cause there’s no sex involved here. At least I don’t think there is. Anyways, on with the show.
#5. Tetris Comes To Life
Here’s something totally cool to kick of the countdown. You know the game Tetris, right? Well here it is done in real life using lights from inside an office building.
#4. Jennifer Aniston Heineken Beer Commercial
I had never seen this commercial before and in watching it posed an interesting dilemma … if you had to choose between Jennifer Aniston or two Heinekens, what would you do?
#3. The Next Big Martial Arts Superstar
I don’t think the likes of Jackie Chan or Jet Li have anything to worry about from these hapless martial arts wannabes. They don’t just suck, they suck really bad. So bad in fact you may never stop laughing.
#2. Hooker Express
Future politicians can learn from the recent prostitution scandal surrounding the now disgraced Eliot Spitzer. And what’s to be learned isn’t not banging dirty sluts you paid to have sex with you or even not getting caught … but instead to use Hooker Express, the cheap and efficient way to transport your dirty whore from point A to point B.
#1. Dave Chapelle “Grand Theft Auto” Parody
With the impending release of the highly anticipated video game Grand Theft Auto IV, I thought this video clip featuring Dave Chapelle parodying the game was not only a worthy #1, but an appropriate #1 as well considering it’s funny as hell!
Here’s a funny, probably NSFW (Not Safe For Work), commercial encouraging people to learn how to speak English. There’s no nudity, but the word “fuck” is used several times in a somewhat graphic manner … just so you know.
I don’t know how to really explain this video clip other than to say that guy has a strong you know what. Now that what’s I call power lifting.
Video Source: Wild Clips
