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Hey everybody! Hope your weekend was a good one. Let’s get things kicked of this week with a few comments from that past week that I thought were worth showcasing on their very own post from readers of Steven Humour that had something to say. Remember keep the comments coming cause I love reading them. Thanks everybody for all your contributions. Much appreciated!

In response to: A Couple Of Dick Heads

• Jinksy said: Its pretty bad if you have penis envy, and its your girlfriend.

In response to: Worst Album Cover Ever!

• *lynne* said: LoL! I’m guessing what’s going thru his head: “Maaan I am *so* getting laid for doing this for her!”

In response to: That Watermelon Never Stood A Chance

• Mulled Vine said: You wonder how someone discovers a talent like this. Oh, I know, I’ll just destroy something with my breast. I wonder if that’ll work?? Bizarre.

In response to: Jesus: The Ultimate Hockey Goalie

• Windmill said: Not true! When the opponent reaches the goal mouth with Jesus playing Goal keeper, all that’s needed to score is to do this: “KNOCK AND IT SHALL BE OPENED” (Matt: 7.7)

In response to: Breast Shaped Dessert

• unfortunate names said: do you use a spoon or just motorboat them?

In response to: Caption This

• pinkrenegade said: It burns my eyes…. it is like seeing your parents doing it!! Get me a spoon I must gouge my eyes out now!
• Mulled Vine said: Nudity, a powerful contraceptive for the elderly.
• Psycho No Deal Zone said: Does the action of throwing up count as a caption?

In response to: Reverse Mohawk

• Comedy Plus said: It’s way to early to be looking at something this frightening. Yikes. A good bath would help. Just saying. That’s is one scary dude. Got to be a jail house shot.

In response to: Perfect Camera Angle

• unfortunate names said: once you go monkey, you never go back.

Picture Source: LOL Pix

Hey everybody! Hope your weekend was a good one. Here are some comments that caught my eye from the past week from readers who either had something funny to say or were kinda grossed out by what they saw on Steven Humour. I aim to please. Remember keep the comments coming cause I love reading them. Thanks everybody for your contributions. Every single one is much appreciated!

In response to: Perfect Camera Angle

• Lin said: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh my! I’m not so curious about George anymore!

In response to: This Guy Might Have Brain Damage Now … Or Not

• OM said: It’s hard to tell. Maybe the brain damage came before he came up with the idea to smash watermelons with his head.

In response to: Spray Painted Smiley Face

• The Fitness Diva said: Ok, seriously? He’s got nothing to be smiling about!!!

In response to: Is This Really Necessary To Tell People?

• Sadie said: You’d be surprised… I remember hearing about a woman who was suing the state because there was a sign that advertised something or other on the interstate, and the sign said “exit here” (meaning at the exit coming in 1/4 mile) and she turned immediately off the interstate and ran into a tree… *sigh*

In response to: This Just Made Me Throw Up In My Mouth

• Greg said: Where can I get an outfit like that? LOL no no Only joking. please don’t send me one.
• Daniel Proulx said: There’s a lesson you can learn from that picture : When you don’t wash your cloth you end up wearing your sisters work outfit . Good luck getting a customer with that.

In response to: Steven Links 1/14/09

• Luke said: Captain Planet looks like he’s been in one too many environmental disasters.

In response to: Can You Guess What These Two Have In Common?

• Fred Smithson said: So I guess the real question is… who loves the pussy?

In response to: Steven Links 1/12/09

• Makingmoney said: Eww, how gross is this, thanks for the early morning laugh!!
• Skipratt said: LOL that’s sick! I don’t know about golf, maybe he needs something a bit more exerting.

I thought I’d add something new to Steven Humour by featuring the best and funniest comments for the week that was. I get a lot of good comments here, so really it’s only fitting to dedicate a post to them which will be appearing every Monday. I thank each and every person that took the time to write a comment. I look forward to coming up with funny posts in the future that will inspire you to write more. But for now, here are the ones that caught my eye from the past week.

In response to: Wal-Mart’s New Discount Clothing Line?

• Grandy: OMG…Hubby saw this and then proceeded to take my laptop and spend about 20 minutes perusing your site. You could single-handedly teach him how to appreciate the internet more.

In response to: Funny Way To May A Little Extra Money

• The Fitness Diva: OMG….. and what an ugly ass, to boot! No, won’t be getting MY money! lol

In response to: The Pig Wins Hands Down

• ettarose: This was the funniest, cutest video I have seen in a long time. I loved at. I want to steal it for my site.

In response to: Steven Links For 1/7/09

• Kirsten: Vibrator races? I think they can go to a better use!
• Fred Smithson: Cripes – I just about shot coffee out of my nose when I saw that headline! Wicked funny.

In response to: Here’s A Good Place To Shop

• Unfortunate Names: yeah i think i just threw up a little.

In response to: Caption This

• Paul Baines: Recruitment Poster For The Milf Liberation Front?

In response to: Proof Mother Nature Has A Sense Of Humour

• Grandy: Holy Crap! You MUST warn me about these such posts. My son almost shot a drink out his nose when this popped up just as he was coming up from behind me. LOL.

In response to: One Too Many Piercings

• Kirk Peterson: The cigar is a nice touch. He’s actually more normal-looking than Michael Jackson, if you get right down to it.

In response to: Homeless Guy Begs For Money Using Pay Pal

RE Ausetkmt: I’d say judging a book by it’s cover – the forty refers to that 40 oz he wants to buy when you paypal him. – as in “get him a 40″ and chill wit the crew.

I got an email the other day from Dave at Tailgating Ideas in response to “How To Shatter A Guy’s Confidence In 5 Seconds” directing me to a post on CraigsList entitled “Reactions to small dick!“  It’s about a guy’s real life experiences and the things women have said about his small penis.  Poor guy.  Some of the highlights, or lowlights, depending on you perspective are:

From a blonde who was chewing gum at the time…”So, I mean, is this it???”

I had just gone home with a girl who provided some 420 fun, “Wow…I hope you know how to eat this cooch!”

As soon as I lowered my pants, “You poor thing!”

Mean drunk girl, “I seriously think this is the size of a paperclip. I mean one of those bigger ones.” She actually got a paperclip out of her purse and compared.

From a girl who gave me oral, “Well at least there’s no chance I’ll gag!”

Read the rest of the post here.