Dude, pull up your pants. No one wants to see that.
I have a butt crack story I think I’ll share. I was at a graduation ceremony last week and there was a guy sitting in front of me … and every time he stood up his butt crack was visible. I felt like giving the guy the same advice I gave the guy in this picture. Actually what I should have done was give the guy my belt. How come that thought never occurred to me until just now? Too bad I don’t have a time machine and could travel back in time and tell the past me to give that guy a belt … or simply sit somewhere else so I wouldn’t have to endure the horror that is that memory.
Here’s your WTF product of the day; the Comfort Wipe. It’s billed as “the sanitary paper extension arm and holder.” In other words, it’s a plastic handle used to wipe your ass with. I like how they say you’ll “never touch another dirty toilet tissue”. But now instead of touching dirty toilet tissue, you’ll be touching the dirty end of the Comfort Wipe. Even though this is “the first improvement in toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s,” I think I’ll stick with the regular tried and true method of pulling a wad of TP off the roll and using my hand … and then washing my hands afterwards.
I’m pretty sure this guy didn’t have any help when he made what I’m calling the Worst Spider-Man Costume Ever. The colours are pretty good though … but in the future if he makes another costume he might want to consider putting some padding into the butt area so it looks less saggy and a little more superhero-ish.
This Spider-Man costume on the other hand is way better … although the guy in it might be a little on the hefty side.
Hey everybody! Steven here. If you’re reading this post, 2008 has officially come to an end. At least it has for me on the west coast. I hope 2008 was kind and prosperous to you and your loved ones. I also hope that I brought you a few good laughs during your visits to Steven Humour over the past year or so. I say year or so because this site didn’t actually begin until January 25, 2008 with the Perfect Gift For Beer Lovers post which you will find a link to below.
I thought for my first post of 2009 I would give you a list of the best and biggest posts of 2008. It was fun looking through all my old stuff. And believe it or not, I remember writing every single one of them like it was yesterday. I’ve included a lot of favourite posts on this list. I was considering thinning it down a bit, but then I thought, what the hell I’ll keep them all and let you decide what you want to check out. I hope you enjoy!
Happy New Year to everyone. And thanks for all your comments in 2008. I do read each and every single one of them. I look forward to reading all the ones in 2009. Thanks for being so good to me. Now on with the list.
I can’t think of any logical explanations as to why this guy would have his pants down while he’s standing in front of an ATM. Of course several illogical ones spring to mind. One, he had a really bad wedgie and the only way to get it fully out of his butt crack was to drop his pants so he could get a hold of his tidy whities with greater ease. Two, he farted and didn’t want the odour stinking up his pants cause he’s on his way to a blind date and didn’t want to make a smelly first impression. Three, the ATM won’t give him any money so he’s preparing to moon it. Four, showing off his underwear in public places is his thing. And five, he wanted to be featured on Steven Humour.
Well those are my illogical explanations. Do you have any of your own? I’ll even except logical ones if you got them.
I like Pacman just as much as the next guy. Well maybe not as much as the guy featured in this picture considering he got it tattooed on his butt. Actually this Pacman tattoo isn’t that bad. I’m looking at it right now, but definitely not focusing on the butt crack, and it’s colourful, fun and the characters look pretty much the same as they do in the game. Although if this guy’s butt is supposed to represent the screen of the classic arcade game, I’d hate to think what represents the joystick. Even worse, where the quarters are supposed to go in. Ewwww.
