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Steven Links – Grocery Store Faceplant Edition

This grocery store faceplant looks a little planned to me, but a faceplant is a faceplant is a faceplant … and faceplants are funny, as are all the links I handpicked for you today. Enjoy!

A skank + her man slept here.

Father and son butt cracks.

Garage ninja prank.

School related FAILS.

The laziest licorice in all the world.

The George Foreman Droid.

15 Tattoos That Will Prevent You From Getting Laid.

The 10 Greatest Moments In Celebrity Boob Grabbing History

22 PC pranks to make the office less boring.

A real man’s soup of the day…

10 weirdest toilet papers.

4 worst best man speeches ever!

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Unfortunate View Of A Butt Crack

Unfortunate View Of A Butt Crack

Dude, pull up your pants. No one wants to see that.

I have a butt crack story I think I’ll share. I was at a graduation ceremony last week and there was a guy sitting in front of me … and every time he stood up his butt crack was visible. I felt like giving the guy the same advice I gave the guy in this picture. Actually what I should have done was give the guy my belt. How come that thought never occurred to me until just now? Too bad I don’t have a time machine and could travel back in time and tell the past me to give that guy a belt … or simply sit somewhere else so I wouldn’t have to endure the horror that is that memory.

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Guy Wearing A Red Thong

Guy Wearing A Red Thong

All I’ve got to say about this guy wearing a red thong is, WTD dude?

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Funny Way To Make A Little Extra Money

Funny Way To Make A Little Extra Money

Times are tough for people and plenty of them are trying to find new ways to generate a little extra cash. Well this person has come up with a creative way to earn some, by taking advantage of his coin slot. This is actually a pretty good idea. I think it’s just weird and funny enough to work. Although with this person appearing to be a dude, I don’t know how many people are going to want to put a coin in there. I’d be a little unwilling. But if any hot women out there want to make me the same offer, I’ve got a fist full of quarters all raring to go.

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Is That A Pop Bottle Wedged In His Butt Crack?

It’s quite possible that I’m seeing things, but is that a plastic pop bottle wedged between that police officer’s butt cheeks?  From this angle I can’t really tell if it’s Sprite, 7UP … or possibly a Mountain Dew bottle.  This is somewhat puzzling to me that this guy doesn’t know that it’s there.  Then again maybe he does, and he’s just saving it for later so he can return it to the store and get that 5 cent refund.  Those nickels add up quickly.  I should know that better than anyone cause I return every bottle and can that I can.  Although I choose to carry mine in a plastic bag rather than my ass.  But that’s just me and I have a weird way of doing things.

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Would You Buy A Romance Novel From This Guy?

Romance Book Salesman

I don’t know about you, but from that angle, this guy certainly doesn’t scream romance book salesman to me.

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