Jun 15th, 2009
by Steven.

Dude, pull up your pants. No one wants to see that.
I have a butt crack story I think I’ll share. I was at a graduation ceremony last week and there was a guy sitting in front of me … and every time he stood up his butt crack was visible. I felt like giving the guy the same advice I gave the guy in this picture. Actually what I should have done was give the guy my belt. How come that thought never occurred to me until just now? Too bad I don’t have a time machine and could travel back in time and tell the past me to give that guy a belt … or simply sit somewhere else so I wouldn’t have to endure the horror that is that memory.
(picture source = break)
Mar 13th, 2009
by Steven.

All I’ve got to say about this guy wearing a red thong is, WTD dude?
(picture source: college humor)

Times are tough for people and plenty of them are trying to find new ways to generate a little extra cash. Well this person has come up with a creative way to earn some, by taking advantage of his coin slot. This is actually a pretty good idea. I think it’s just weird and funny enough to work. Although with this person appearing to be a dude, I don’t know how many people are going to want to put a coin in there. I’d be a little unwilling. But if any hot women out there want to make me the same offer, I’ve got a fist full of quarters all raring to go.
Picture Source: Hahakiri
Nov 21st, 2008
by Steven.

It’s quite possible that I’m seeing things, but is that a plastic pop bottle wedged between that police officer’s butt cheeks? From this angle I can’t really tell if it’s Sprite, 7UP … or possibly a Mountain Dew bottle. This is somewhat puzzling to me that this guy doesn’t know that it’s there. Then again maybe he does, and he’s just saving it for later so he can return it to the store and get that 5 cent refund. Those nickels add up quickly. I should know that better than anyone cause I return every bottle and can that I can. Although I choose to carry mine in a plastic bag rather than my ass. But that’s just me and I have a weird way of doing things.
Picture Source: Break
May 15th, 2008
by Steven.

I don’t know about you, but from that angle, this guy certainly doesn’t scream romance book salesman to me.
Picture Source: HaHa Stop