Posts Tagged ‘Birthday’

Hey Everybody! Steven here welcoming you back for another edition of Steven Links. I got some awesome stuff for you today starting off with a guy attempting to jump into the middle of a fountain but coming up inches short and faceplanting … and getting a bloody nose for his effort. Anyways, thanks for checking out Steven Humour today. Enjoy!

High tech bathroom lock makes pooping more difficult.

Woman attempts to cover up the smell of her fart.

Birthday presents – some are more memorable than others. Like this one for example.

Lulu the swimming monkey.

Mr. T raps about genealogy, fool.

The ultimate bike fail.

Funny Louisville chugger fail.

Referee gets knocked out during a rugby match.

Super Mario the mushroom dealer.

Insanely funny video of Jesus pwning a kid at various sports.

Funny cartoon illustrating what men really think about.

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Nothing says Happy Birthday like a cake shaped like a penis.

• Gimme the cookies and no one gets hurt!
• How would you like to eat this egg roll?
• Fun fact: there’s no speed limit for boat-cars with mummy passengers.
• Passed out drunk dude gets owned by his friend courtesy of a fart to the face.
• Amazing golf shot from up in a tree.
• Those watermelons can’t be real … and when I say watermelons, I mean boobs.
• The path of Internet discovery.
• Granny gets a dildo for her birthday.
• This skateboarder is going to have a sore ass for quite some time after this fall.
• Funny t-shirts for the tailgater in your life.
• Katy Perry attempts to jump into a cake then learns quickly its very fake and very hard.
• This is definitely something unique to do with you pumpkin this Halloween.
• Forklift operator wastes a lot of beer. It’s a sad day for beer drinkers everywhere.
• I’m sure this guy didn’t think this would happen when he decided to go parasailing.
• Some woman’s boob poops out of her costume as she’s dancing in front of live studio audience.
• This guy gets a little crazy when a bolt of lightning strikes a power pole right near him.
• Dumb football fan takes a dare and gets owned by a table she jumps onto.
• Some guy does his best Jessica Simpson impersonation.
• Baseball fan gets hit in the face by a homerun.

• Happy Birthday You Big Piece Of Shit. The sentiment brings tears to my eyes.
• Whether you’re sitting on the couch or racing a motorcycle on TV, when you’ve gotta pee, you’ve gotta pee.
• Crayons are the new bling. They’re not just for colouring anymore, yo.
• Wanna see some top secret shit? Feast your eyes on the Dog Doo Transmitter.
• Good Cop, Baby Cop. Will Ferrell meets the toughest cop in the world.
• This guy might want to rethink his costume for Halloween.
• Sarah Palin has a sex tape? Who knew?
• Is that what I think it is in that woman’s purse?
• Here’s the perfect card for that special person who gave you Chlamydia.
• If you ever need a balloon toilet, this guy will make you one. Scroll down to see it.
• This is what it would be like if beer ruled the world.

Bonus Links

The person who made this cake deserves thumbs up for their creation … just look at how realistic that poop looks.  I wonder what lucky person got that piece of the cake to eat.