Fellas, a word of advice, when confronted by an angry looking woman holding a gun and a stick with a steel ball and chain attracted to it, run away from her as fast as you can. Get the hell outta there!
Usually when you see alien invasions taking place in the movies or on TV it’s being orchestrated by little green men with skinny bodies and giant heads. But according to the above picture, which I believe is to be top secret and was leaked online by a rogue government agent, kind of like James Bond, but evil … the little green men with skinny bodies and giant heads are in actuality average sized green women with normal bodies and giant boobs. I feel better about this because alien invasions are ranked at 10,030 of things I’m most worried about in life. At least now if I’m going to get probed, it can be a sexy probe. Opposed to just being weird and uncomfortable.
In life most things are a bad idea; like driving on the wrong side of the road, shitting where you sleep, and taking anything a celebrity has to say seriously. The latter of those three I feel most strong about. The average celebrity should be shot out of a cannon and out into the depths of the ocean. Most of them are just mindless fuckups who are either drunk or high and can’t string together a few words to form a coherent sentence unless it’s written for them on a cue card. Even then they can’t get it right.
As you can plainly see I’ve totally gone off topic ranting about something that has nothing to do with a blonde shaking her ass. This happens on occasion when I’m freely typing away on my computer and am not being monitored by someone that has that filter between their brain and their mouth and knows what’s appropriate and inappropriate to say … or in this case write. Rambling again.
The music video I present to you was found on my friend’s site Tailgating Ideas. It’s called Tailgate and sung by Colt Ford … and features as you might have guessed by now, a blonde shaking her ass. And as the title of this post suggests … even if you don’t have a good idea for a video, it’s never a bad idea to have a sexy girl dancing around in a bikini shaking her assets. The song’s actually pretty cool too. So cool in fact that even if a red headed chick was dancing around shaking her ass, I would’ve still watched.
