Rain makes her angry cause when it rains, nobody swims, and when nobody swims, there are no lives to guard. I’d hate to see what her reaction to snow is.
Monkey Riding A Segway – Japanese TV is so crazy awesome I can’t believe we don’t anything like it here in North America. Take this show for example showing a Monkey Riding A Segway. And not just no ordinary monkey either, this one is wearing overalls and a Helmut. I’d rather watch this than 94% of the garbage that’s I come across on TV.
Put Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Cookies Down, Now! – Here’s a funny remix of Arnold Schwarenegger from the movie Jungle All The Way telling Phil Hartman to put that cookie down, now! I never realized how serious Arnold was about his cookies being eaten.
15 Most Stupid Forehead Tattoos – WTF are people thinking to tattoo themselves on the forehead? I have nothing against tattoos, but on the forehead … come on. And if that placement isn’t bad enough, check out these people who actually tattooed something stupid on there. Again, WTF? Like I always say, if you’re going to tattoo your forehead at least choose something cool like an eyeball or something so you can pretend you’re a Cyclops and freak people out.
Runner Faceplants At Finish Line – Here’s a runner that not only loses a race she was clearly going to win, but faceplants while doing so and finishes a dismal third. I think this is what is meant by “so close yet so far away”.
A Very Patient Cat – All this cat wants to do is have something to eat, but instead is constantly harassed by a puppy who just wants to have a little fun. Wouldn’t you hate your life if every time you sat down to eat someone was biting on your ear? I know it would drive me crazy especially if the person biting my ear was a dude. Maybe if it was a really hot chick I could tolerate it, but that’s still a strong maybe.
Baby Hates Michigan Fight Song – Here’s a baby who when the Michigan Fight Song is played on a cell phone she cries … but when Mary Had A Little Lamb is played she stops crying and smiles. This video only runs for about a minute, but I bet you could have fun for hours with a baby like this if you were bored. Although that would depend how much crying you could handle.
Jessica Biel In A Bikini – I know that Jessica Biel in a bikini isn’t exactly funny, but she was in the comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. So in my mind that kind of makes her relevant in the area of humour. Although I don’t remember her being all that funny in that movie, but at least she looks good in a bikini.
This woman has discovered a simple and effective way to have a sexy bikini body even though she may not have a sexy bikini body herself … by wearing a t-shirt with a sexy bikini body printed on it.
Hey everybody! Steven here with your Monday edition of Steven Links. I’ve got some awesome stuff for you today. First we’ll begin with a Slingshot Tomato Prank. Basically what that is, a guy pranks his friend with the allure of seeing a black widow spider (some people will believe anything) and then shoots him with a tomato launched from a slingshot. And for links, another prank, but this one involving a chick in a bikini … 15 stupid celebrity tattoos … and how Ninjas have a tea party, plus many more. Have fun … and enjoy!
