Or more specifically Miller Lite beer goggles. Or even more specifically Miller Lite 24 Ounce beer goggles. Or even more specifically than that … ah you get the point.
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Where’s The Beer Goggle Police When You Need Them?
When people think of having their judgement impaired from alcohol it usually has to do with drunk driving. Not always, but most often cause you hear a lot about drunk driving via ads on TV, on billboards and in magazines. Police even patrol the streets looking for drunk drivers. And that’s all great. But what I want to know is, where are the police when you’re drunk off your ass and sporting a nifty pair of beer goggles down at the local bar? No one seems to care then that your judgement is impaired to the point where you think you’re talking to a super hot babe, but in reality that super hot babe is a 20 pound sack of monkey crap in a 10 pound bag. That’s when you really need some police assistance. They need to bust in the door, flash their badge, and yell “Stop! Beer goggle police. You’re too drunk to make this one night stand decision. We’re taking you home right now so you can sober up.” I think the city should seriously considering hiring some beer goggle police to help drunken partiers in their time of need and save them a mountain of regret in the morning. But of course there’s never a cop around when you need one. So remember this picture next time you’re drunk and wondering why all of the sudden hot guys or hot chicks are deciding they want to have sex with you. It’s not because you’re hot, it’s because of the beer goggles.
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