Funny restaurant sign that has a menu choice Piece of Ass on a Stick. This gets me thinking, I wonder what they have on the dessert menu?
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Posts Tagged ‘Ass’
Comfort Wipe: The Magic Wand Of Wiping Your Butt
Here’s your WTF product of the day; the Comfort Wipe. It’s billed as “the sanitary paper extension arm and holder.” In other words, it’s a plastic handle used to wipe your ass with. I like how they say you’ll “never touch another dirty toilet tissue”. But now instead of touching dirty toilet tissue, you’ll be touching the dirty end of the Comfort Wipe. Even though this is “the first improvement in toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s,” I think I’ll stick with the regular tried and true method of pulling a wad of TP off the roll and using my hand … and then washing my hands afterwards.
This Just Made Me Throw Up In My Mouth
If this guy was going for sexy, I would say he missed the mark just a tad and ending up hitting downright awful. The hairy ass doesn’t help either. It’s blinding me just looking at it. A terrible thought just occurred to me, I just assumed this was a guy, but what if it’s a woman. Ewww. I just threw up in my mouth. This picture, post and everything associated with it has been an unpleasant experience. Excuse me while I go wash the vomit taste out of my mouth with some Listerine.
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When In Doubt Get A Blonde To Shake Her Ass
In life most things are a bad idea; like driving on the wrong side of the road, shitting where you sleep, and taking anything a celebrity has to say seriously. The latter of those three I feel most strong about. The average celebrity should be shot out of a cannon and out into the depths of the ocean. Most of them are just mindless fuckups who are either drunk or high and can’t string together a few words to form a coherent sentence unless it’s written for them on a cue card. Even then they can’t get it right.
As you can plainly see I’ve totally gone off topic ranting about something that has nothing to do with a blonde shaking her ass. This happens on occasion when I’m freely typing away on my computer and am not being monitored by someone that has that filter between their brain and their mouth and knows what’s appropriate and inappropriate to say … or in this case write. Rambling again.
The music video I present to you was found on my friend’s site Tailgating Ideas. It’s called Tailgate and sung by Colt Ford … and features as you might have guessed by now, a blonde shaking her ass. And as the title of this post suggests … even if you don’t have a good idea for a video, it’s never a bad idea to have a sexy girl dancing around in a bikini shaking her assets. The song’s actually pretty cool too. So cool in fact that even if a red headed chick was dancing around shaking her ass, I would’ve still watched.
Steven Links For 10/29/08
- Take the picture already, Jack has a very limited amount of oxygen.
- The road to freedom is a long and painful one.
- G_ F_ck Y__rs_lf. Wanna buy a vowel?
- Ass cream vendor. Mmmmmmm ass cream.
- Karaoke for the deaf.
- How would you like to have this tattoo?
- FAIL – Gun beats sword!
- It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
- Barack Obama, John McCain dance off.
- Kid slices watermelon in half on dad’s stomach.
- Old man falls up escalator … gets to top.
- Tourettes weatherman has swearing outburst live on air.
- Get your fat ass to the gym.
