I think that appendage below the belt there seems like wishful thinking more than anything. Although in my case it’s pretty damn close.
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iPod Toilet Paper Holder
Personally I’d prefer to have a TV in the bathroom rather than an iPod … but for those of you that like a little mood music whilst you’re sitting on the throne, this is perfect for you. So when your bowels move you can listen to the wide assortment of crappy (pun intended) artists out there to pass the time.
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LOLCats: Kitten Cuteness Overload
Here’s a little something for all you cat lovers, people with short attention spans who haven’t got the patience to watch video clips that are more than one minute long, and for those of you with cold hearts that hate everything the world has to offer. For the cat lovers: who wouldn’t love 10 of the cutest kittens you’ve ever seen. For those that lack patience: this clip is only 37 seconds long. For those that hate everything: lighten up; if cute kittens can’t warm your heart you should think about killing yourself now you soulless bastard.
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Holy Water Holy Shit
Do you think the smell of the shit in combination with the water brings on a euphoric experience of religious enlightenment? If it was me using that bowl after eating some spicy burritos, I think an exorcism would need to be held.
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Why Men Shouldn’t Wear Lingerie In Public
Remember hearing how you should always wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident cause you don’t want anyone seeing skidmarks and urine stains in your unmentionables? Well this video is kind of like that except this guy isn’t caught wearing dirty underwear but instead women’s lingerie. I guess it just wasn’t his day.