I see this person has mastered the subtle art of sensitivity in a time of sorrow.
Picture Source: Evil Milk
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Tags: · Antiques, For Sale, Signs
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June 21st, 2008 · 8 Comments
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Meet The Coolest Guy In The World
June 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments
What’s up with this look? Is this supposed to be the new cool thing to do, wear every shirt you own at once? This picture actually reminds me of that episode of Friends where Joey put on all of Chandler’s clothes and then started doing lunges whilst going commando. If you know what episode I’m talking about then you’re probably nodding your head. If you don’t, or if you do, I’ve included that clip from the show after the picture so you can see it and know what I’m talking about … or relive the memory.
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Tags: · Douchebag, Friends, Joey Going Commando
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...This Picture Only Furthers The Stereotype
June 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I can only assume the conversation that took place during this traffic stop went something like this: the reason I’m pulling you over is because you’re in violation of, um, recklessly driving, um, a donut truck in a, um, donut free zone. Yeah that’s it. So that means I’m going to have to seize the contents of your truck. Please step out of the vehicle and begin loading whatever you can fit into the backseat of my police cruiser and I’ll let you off with a warning this time … but don’t let it happen again.
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Tags: · Dunkin' Donuts, Humour, Police, Traffic Stop
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Real Girls Eat Meat
June 18th, 2008 · 9 Comments
Indeed they do. I wonder how much meat is a mouthful for Jessica Simpson? Anyone care to wager a guess? We’ll make it a little contest … and the person who comes the closest to my answer, which I’ll reveal on Friday, wins. If the winner is an Entrecard user, I’ll give you 1,234 credits. If you’re not an Entrecard user, and you win, you’ll earn something much more valuable than credits … my respect and the admiration of all Steven Humour readers. Submit your guess in the comment section of this post. Happy guessing.
UPDATE - Friday, June 20, 2008 2:27 PM: Well I’m back to judge the contest about how much meat is a mouthful for Jessica Simpson. I must admit my answer was kind of boring compared to the ones submitted, but nonetheless, mine was TWO FOOT LONG HOTDOGS AND A STRIP OF BACON. The person who came the closest was Philblog with the guess of “I think 3 foot long HOTDOG will do!!! hahahhaha kinda’ short… make it 4 foot long HOTDOG PLUS 3 SAUSAGE!!!! .. hhhmmmm.. love it!!!” You’re a weiner … and since you’re an Entrecard user as well, that means you win 1,234 EC credits. Enjoy buddy! Contest closed.
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Tags: · Jessica Simpson, T-Shirts
(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Happy Birthday Cock Sucker
June 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Imagining everybody singing Happy Birthday to this person. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Cock Sucker Mother Fucker. Happy Birthday to you. Now that would’ve been a moment to cherish forever.
Picture Source: Evil Milk
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Tags: · Birthday Cake, Happy Birthday
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Redneck Car Door Lock
June 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments
My thought is, if you have to lock your car with a padlock and a length of chain you fish through two drilled out holes in the metal exterior, the car probably isn’t worth locking in the first place. If you have to resort to this kind of theft deterrent, more than likely the most valuable thing you have inside your car is an greasy old KFC bucket filled with chicken bones and a used condom from the previous night when you got jiggy with your redneck girlfriend and her cousin Rita in the backseat.
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Tags: · Car, Funny, Humour, Lock, Redneck, Theft Deterrent
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