Usually when you see alien invasions taking place in the movies or on TV it’s being orchestrated by little green men with skinny bodies and giant heads. But according to the above picture, which I believe is to be top secret and was leaked online by a rogue government agent, [...]

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Take the picture already, Jack has a very limited amount of oxygen.
The road to freedom is a long and painful one.
G_ F_ck Y__rs_lf. Wanna buy a vowel?
Ass cream vendor.  Mmmmmmm ass cream.
Karaoke for the deaf.
How would you like to have this tattoo?
FAIL - Gun beats sword!
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Barack Obama, John McCain dance [...]

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All hail, the Burger King
Mariah Nelson bikini gallery
Would you like to party with these sexy babes?
Who put this dick on my back?
Kickboxing midgets
So You Think You Can Dance face plant.
Those boobs are real … and they’re spectacular!
Funny pic of a guy wearing an I Love New York t-shirt
Fat guy breaks chair, cause he’s too fat [...]

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OMG! I’m not eating that!
Jesus is my airbag.
Behold, the world’s ugliest dog.
Guess what the secret ingredient in this milkshake is.
Cat protects kitten from Doberman.
Is it really necessary to wear a bikini while playing your Nintendo Wii?
Fat chick falls off a table.  Gravity is no friend of hers.
If Playboy went gay this is what their logo [...]

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I wonder if Butt Hole Road is where all the, you know, butt holes hang out?
Kyra Phillips dirty CNN slip.  She confuses c-c-unt with contributor.
Here’s how to pee hands free.
Kid rigs a paintball gun to shoot his buddy as he walks into the room.
Shaving cream prank.
Christina Aguilera has major cleavage.
Two Arabs and a [...]

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Gimme the cookies and no one gets hurt!
How would you like to eat this egg roll?
Fun fact: there’s no speed limit for boat-cars with mummy passengers.
Passed out drunk dude gets owned by his friend courtesy of a fart to the face.
Amazing golf shot from up in a tree.
Those watermelons can’t be real … and when [...]

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Is that a giant statue of a penis that those tourists are looking at … or am I seeing things?
Passed out drunk on the floor.
Elmo has turned into a bit of diva when the camera is no longer rolling.
Lobster boy is wowed!
Welcome to the world’s largest flip cup tournament.
This first time roller blader has [...]

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This shirt is why I don’t let my dad chaperone class trips anymore.
Pepsi gives Coke a beat down it won’t soon forget.
Be aware if you ever attend this guy’s party.
This is how not to have fun with a paintball gun.
Attack of the devil sheep. A sheep with a spooky devil mask scares all the [...]

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IMSOBER is the perfect license plate to prove to the police that you haven’t been out drinking after a night of hard partying.
Bacon floss … like flossing your teeth with bacon, but different.
A little kitten tries to climb up to sit on the couch, but a much larger cat forcibly defends his [...]

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