I call fake
#1: it doesn’t reference the store that sent the letter.
#2: IANAL, but I don’t think you can ban one person for another person’s actions. at the very minimum it’s bad business practice. the proper thing to do, and what any good business owner would do, is ban the husband specifically.
#3 with regards to the specific offensiveness of the acts listed: 1: definite ban from store (putting anything in someone else’s cart could be considered theft), 2: definitely annoying, grounds for banning if it happened multiple times, #3: severity depends on where the sign was originally. if it were on a dry floor: so what? (don’t say that never happens either, I’ve personally seen it often) if it were on a wet floor it would be grounds for a ban, #4: if your security cameras are in places that allow others to see themselves clearly enough to clean their noses, your security cameras are in the wrong places, #5: four words: Slow-Mo Home Depot, #6: srsly?, #7: lol!
Oh calm down! This is the first time I’ve ever seen it and who cares if it’s fake? The concept is enough for a chuckle. Relax and stop living life so seriously!
ha – his pranks get more and more creative as time goes on.
This is old. It has been going around the ‘net for more than a dozen years that I know of. (first saw it in 1999, on the eve of the “millennium bug”)
Ugh, everytime I read this list as something “new” I die a little on the inside :/
When can we start retiring this played out shit? I’m tired of the yearly circulation.
I call fake
#1: it doesn’t reference the store that sent the letter.
#2: IANAL, but I don’t think you can ban one person for another person’s actions. at the very minimum it’s bad business practice. the proper thing to do, and what any good business owner would do, is ban the husband specifically.
#3 with regards to the specific offensiveness of the acts listed: 1: definite ban from store (putting anything in someone else’s cart could be considered theft), 2: definitely annoying, grounds for banning if it happened multiple times, #3: severity depends on where the sign was originally. if it were on a dry floor: so what? (don’t say that never happens either, I’ve personally seen it often) if it were on a wet floor it would be grounds for a ban, #4: if your security cameras are in places that allow others to see themselves clearly enough to clean their noses, your security cameras are in the wrong places, #5: four words: Slow-Mo Home Depot, #6: srsly?, #7: lol!
Haha, this is great! I am going to use this when my wife asks me to go shopping next time.
Oh calm down! This is the first time I’ve ever seen it and who cares if it’s fake? The concept is enough for a chuckle. Relax and stop living life so seriously!