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Mike Must Have Really Loved That Bike

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I think this sign will serve as a message to the rest of you … don’t steal from Mike.

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41 Comments

  1. JamesNo Gravatar says:

    What a doucher. Grow up and handle theft like an adult.

  2. SherryNo Gravatar says:

    Haha, this was in Galway, Ireland. Mike was a secondary school teacher (high school). He got fired because of this!

  3. jasonNo Gravatar says:

    ha, i’ve just stumbled this and i’m from galway too…ah, the memories as the teacher got done for this… funny stuff indeed!

  4. DavidNo Gravatar says:

    @James – and how exactly do adults handle theft? It doesn’t seem much more effective anyway!

  5. ColmNo Gravatar says:

    Ha! Cool I just noticed the Galway United crest in the background :) Poor guy though. :P

  6. MikeNo Gravatar says:

    @ James

    Fuck you.

  7. JennNo Gravatar says:

    @ James…..shove it up your ass. DOUCHE

  8. OptimusPrimeNo Gravatar says:

    Thats awesome, I’d do the same thing.. maybe even worse.

    -Dont steal bikes bro…

  9. ObviousNo Gravatar says:

    And if they already sold it to someone else and did not tell them it was stolen.. You’re going to kill some actually innocent person.

  10. weebooNo Gravatar says:

    i can’t believe the guy got fired over this. how petty.

  11. Big BongNo Gravatar says:

    Wow, I guess that bike musta meant a lot to that dude LOL

    Lou

  12. admiralnewNo Gravatar says:

    Mike should have Liam Neeson read it for a recording.

  13. mike
    is
    right

    Kill bike thieves

  14. brickbatNo Gravatar says:

    my crackhead next door neighbor stole my brand new bike the day he moved out. I swear that I will hunt him to my dieing day, and will open the whupass can on sight. He still lives around here somewhere I think. I am a LaVey Satanist by the way.

  15. smegmerchantNo Gravatar says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong. Did mikey lose his fixey? Time for some optional speed selections, if you losen your pants you’ll be able to change gears and peddle faster!

  16. konhachiNo Gravatar says:

    @James – I will spend the rest of my days tracking you.

  17. PsshNo Gravatar says:

    @brickbat

    Satanism is for emo fags. Go get yourself some kneepads and save your momma some money on them jeans bitch.

  18. AlbertNo Gravatar says:

    As someone who’s had his bike stolen before; I’m with mike. Mike, you in Ireland? That means you are good at making bombs right? Shove one down his pants!

    If I ever find my bike thief, or my saxophone thief; I’m going to take their hand, and ask them the question that strikes fear into their hearts.. “Garbage disposal, or blender?” So Mike, if you catch the bastard, you are more than welcome to ask him the same question.

    I can guarantee you, if I catch the guy, I will NOT be the one calling the police. Mike, I hope you catch him, castrate him, and then go to work on him.

  19. figNo Gravatar says:

    hey Mike, i think you will really appreciate this video. i hate bike stealers as well

    http://www.trutv.com/video/most-shocking/fail-to-the-thief.html?link=truTVshlk

  20. pinarNo Gravatar says:

    Mike is fun. I loved the note. I really hope the story of his being fired is fictional because the note rocks:)

  21. RonaldNo Gravatar says:

    Yeah Go Mike!

  22. I think i’ve seen this floating around the interwebz before, I wonder if you could get in to any trouble for a posting like this..?

  23. blahNo Gravatar says:

    this has been on the internet for a long ass time now, why is this still getting so many diggs.

  24. FuzzyNo Gravatar says:

    @Jenn

    You sound like a douchenozzle yourself. The sign that Mike posted does nothing but curse in public for everyone to see, when it was intended for a single individual. He offends his community by acting like a douchebag. @Mike. Fuck you too.

  25. RacistNo Gravatar says:

    Sayin kill bike thieves is racist yo

  26. borhomeyNo Gravatar says:

    Very cool pic, bro!

  27. ballsacksNo Gravatar says:

    @ Pssh – Super LOL!

  28. jacobianNo Gravatar says:

    wow the owner really pissed off.he should have used a big padlock in his bicycle to prevent thief from stealing his belonging though. :-)

  29. ChristinaNo Gravatar says:

    You go Mike! I feel the same way . My daughters bike was stolen when she was at Riley’s Childrens Hospital. So I copied your sign.

  30. dtcNo Gravatar says:

    mike loses and just looks like an angry pussy, thief gets the lulz.

  31. JacksonNo Gravatar says:

    @Mike, I bet James took it………

  32. JohnNo Gravatar says:

    Its as if somebody stole Mike’s virginity…

  33. EdNo Gravatar says:

    Good Luck.

  34. RightmeowNo Gravatar says:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936094

    this is what happens when you steal bikes!!

  35. m18a1No Gravatar says:

    Watch the movie ‘Law Abiding Citizen’. Do that.

  36. Alice SimonNo Gravatar says:

    you made my day mike

  37. CianNo Gravatar says:

    That’s fucking hilarious.

    Our thoughts are with you Mike!

  38. JohnNo Gravatar says:

    @Sherry; Mr.Spring wasn’t fired…

  39. JeffreyNo Gravatar says:

    This is taking any enjoyment for criminal activity out the window! How would you like to be the thief that see this inconsiderate note! If you had stolen that bike you too would feel terrible! Now I’m reading that Steve Jobs is not tolerant about the next generation Iphone having been taken without any initial attempt to return it. :-(

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