my crackhead next door neighbor stole my brand new bike the day he moved out. I swear that I will hunt him to my dieing day, and will open the whupass can on sight. He still lives around here somewhere I think. I am a LaVey Satanist by the way.
Correct me if I’m wrong. Did mikey lose his fixey? Time for some optional speed selections, if you losen your pants you’ll be able to change gears and peddle faster!
As someone who’s had his bike stolen before; I’m with mike. Mike, you in Ireland? That means you are good at making bombs right? Shove one down his pants!
If I ever find my bike thief, or my saxophone thief; I’m going to take their hand, and ask them the question that strikes fear into their hearts.. “Garbage disposal, or blender?” So Mike, if you catch the bastard, you are more than welcome to ask him the same question.
I can guarantee you, if I catch the guy, I will NOT be the one calling the police. Mike, I hope you catch him, castrate him, and then go to work on him.
You sound like a douchenozzle yourself. The sign that Mike posted does nothing but curse in public for everyone to see, when it was intended for a single individual. He offends his community by acting like a douchebag. @Mike. Fuck you too.
This is taking any enjoyment for criminal activity out the window! How would you like to be the thief that see this inconsiderate note! If you had stolen that bike you too would feel terrible! Now I’m reading that Steve Jobs is not tolerant about the next generation Iphone having been taken without any initial attempt to return it.
Epic win Mike. =]
What a doucher. Grow up and handle theft like an adult.
Haha, this was in Galway, Ireland. Mike was a secondary school teacher (high school). He got fired because of this!
ha, i’ve just stumbled this and i’m from galway too…ah, the memories as the teacher got done for this… funny stuff indeed!
@James – and how exactly do adults handle theft? It doesn’t seem much more effective anyway!
Ha! Cool I just noticed the Galway United crest in the background
Poor guy though.
@ James
Fuck you.
@ James…..shove it up your ass. DOUCHE
Thats awesome, I’d do the same thing.. maybe even worse.
-Dont steal bikes bro…
And if they already sold it to someone else and did not tell them it was stolen.. You’re going to kill some actually innocent person.
I like Mike.
i can’t believe the guy got fired over this. how petty.
Wow, I guess that bike musta meant a lot to that dude LOL
Lou
Mike should have Liam Neeson read it for a recording.
mike
is
right
Kill bike thieves
my crackhead next door neighbor stole my brand new bike the day he moved out. I swear that I will hunt him to my dieing day, and will open the whupass can on sight. He still lives around here somewhere I think. I am a LaVey Satanist by the way.
Correct me if I’m wrong. Did mikey lose his fixey? Time for some optional speed selections, if you losen your pants you’ll be able to change gears and peddle faster!
@James – I will spend the rest of my days tracking you.
@brickbat
Satanism is for emo fags. Go get yourself some kneepads and save your momma some money on them jeans bitch.
As someone who’s had his bike stolen before; I’m with mike. Mike, you in Ireland? That means you are good at making bombs right? Shove one down his pants!
If I ever find my bike thief, or my saxophone thief; I’m going to take their hand, and ask them the question that strikes fear into their hearts.. “Garbage disposal, or blender?” So Mike, if you catch the bastard, you are more than welcome to ask him the same question.
I can guarantee you, if I catch the guy, I will NOT be the one calling the police. Mike, I hope you catch him, castrate him, and then go to work on him.
hey Mike, i think you will really appreciate this video. i hate bike stealers as well
http://www.trutv.com/video/most-shocking/fail-to-the-thief.html?link=truTVshlk
Mike is fun. I loved the note. I really hope the story of his being fired is fictional because the note rocks:)
Yeah Go Mike!
I think i’ve seen this floating around the interwebz before, I wonder if you could get in to any trouble for a posting like this..?
this has been on the internet for a long ass time now, why is this still getting so many diggs.
@Jenn
You sound like a douchenozzle yourself. The sign that Mike posted does nothing but curse in public for everyone to see, when it was intended for a single individual. He offends his community by acting like a douchebag. @Mike. Fuck you too.
Sayin kill bike thieves is racist yo
Very cool pic, bro!
@ Pssh – Super LOL!
wow the owner really pissed off.he should have used a big padlock in his bicycle to prevent thief from stealing his belonging though.
You go Mike! I feel the same way . My daughters bike was stolen when she was at Riley’s Childrens Hospital. So I copied your sign.
mike loses and just looks like an angry pussy, thief gets the lulz.
@Mike, I bet James took it………
Its as if somebody stole Mike’s virginity…
Good Luck.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936094
this is what happens when you steal bikes!!
Watch the movie ‘Law Abiding Citizen’. Do that.
you made my day mike
That’s fucking hilarious.
Our thoughts are with you Mike!
@Sherry; Mr.Spring wasn’t fired…
This is taking any enjoyment for criminal activity out the window! How would you like to be the thief that see this inconsiderate note! If you had stolen that bike you too would feel terrible! Now I’m reading that Steve Jobs is not tolerant about the next generation Iphone having been taken without any initial attempt to return it.