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Failed Family Portrait

Funny picture of a family portrait that has one of the children grabbing himself and smiling. I’m sure the mom was pleased when she saw this.

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  1. #1 KangNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Do the Internet a favor, take your site down, throw your computer in a fire, and get back to your shift at walmart. This is the lamest excuse for humor I have ever seen. Fail just does not cover it.

  2. #2 DavNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Funny you say that, I’m coming from Digg where this pic is on the front page.

  3. #3 wickedpixelNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    I bet that’s Kang in the photo

  4. #4 kang sucksNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    you suck kang, you are just mad mom posted this photo of you grabbing your weenie.

  5. #5 DonavanNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    F*ck digg. REDDIT RULES!!!

  6. #6 AdamNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Yeah I’m coming from Digg too. Funny doesn’t cover it. That kid’s got “ballz!” Pun intended…

  7. #7 JJDNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    It’s not like he’s doing something no other boy/guy hasn’t done before. Welcome to the world of weenie fun.

  8. #8 Shut Up KangNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Dude Kang I am coming from Digg too. just cause you don’t find it funnny doesn’t mean you have to bring your asstastic attitude here. Get over yourself and go back to grabbing your junk in private.

  9. #9 FuzzybeardNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Odd thing…Look closely at Kang and Kodos, then look closely at the parent standing behind each boy. Methinks they might’ve been cloning around!

  10. #10 FuzzybeardNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    BTW, I’m coming from Digg as well.

  11. #11 did you guys see this one? LOLNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    did you guys see this portrait too? LOL

    LOL this one is even funnier

  12. #12 did you guys see this one? LOLNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    did you guys see this portrait too? LOL

    LOL this one is even funnier

    check it out!

  13. #13 DiggerNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Lame!

  14. #14 WTF SHIT IS THIS FUCKNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    LAME SHIT.

  15. #15 Lizard SlayerNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Kang’s Mom had high levels of Phthalates.

  16. #16 John WoodsNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Wow, I think I know exactly where you are coming from here!

    RT
    http://www.online-privacy.at.tc

  17. #17 WorsenNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Was there a photographer or was this a timed shot? Would a photographer allow this?

  18. #18 KadaanNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Maybe this photographer would allow it: http://explosm.net/comics/1858/

  19. #19 Kang's MomNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Please leave my son Kang alone. He has a rite to his onions on things. He can be a little poopy man sometimes but Mom loves her Kang so you bullies zip it!!!!

  20. #20 Kang needs helpNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    He’s mad at everyone because he had a sad, humorless childhood. Now look at him going around the Internets spreading his negative feelings. You need therapy Kang

  21. #21 gh0stNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Really? You guys have never seen a kid who has to go before.

    …oh…since half of you are barely twice his age I guess you lack the experience. No “balls” or conspiracy. Kid just has to go bad and is putting up his best front to get the darn picture over with.

    But its still funny (count me as mentally twice his age).

  22. #22 Kang's FatherNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Shut up bitch, who said you could get out of the kitchen? Go an make me a sammich dammit.

  23. #23 WorsenNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    I think kang’s seen to much of the Micheal Jackson post mortem craze 8)

  24. #24 Go WhiteyNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    He can’t be all grabbin’ up on his shit… he ain’t a nig!

  25. #25 BrandonNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    This is funny. I wish I could post some of the photos that I have accidently captured over the years.

  26. #26 KangNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Yeah, im gay… so.. sorry i have no sense of humor and that i think seeing little boys grabbing their shit is normal and i see it everyday.

  27. #27 GreatPracticalJokes.comNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    I think Mom has a strap on also and is grabbing him hard in the buttocks.

  28. #28 YourYogi.comNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Too Funny!

  29. #29 Lizard SlayerNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    I don’t know Kang. I thought that your statement, “…throw your computer in a fire, and get back to your shift at walmart.”, showed a great sense of humor.

    Don’t be too hard on yourself…or others.

    Lizard Slayer – from Digg

  30. #30 ThisIsNotAnExitNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Kang you fail at everything. Especially life. If you see little boys grabbing themselves everyday, maybe you should stop being a pervert.

  31. #31 Arthur DentNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    I really enjoy this picture. I enjoy it a lot.

  32. #32 KangNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Im a big douchebag and i love to grab my balls for my mom to see.

  33. #33 KangNo Gravatar
    on Nov 16th, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    Seriously guys, this picture is fucking RETARDED. This site is STUPID! Can I get my 2 minutes back???? THIS IS WASTE OF FUCKING TIME U FAYGETS!

  34. #34 SunNo Gravatar
    on Nov 17th, 2009 at 2:16 am

    Yeah, you guys are idiots for failing to see the humor. For reals, the click to this stupid picture was NOT WORTH the effort.

    If you guys feel this picture was so omg-diggtastic funny, than you need to re-evaluate because something has horribly gone wrong.

  35. #35 KangNo Gravatar
    on Nov 17th, 2009 at 3:05 am

    I love big D***s and I can not like I gab them all night and let them fly.

  36. #36 Kang bangNo Gravatar
    on Nov 17th, 2009 at 4:38 am

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  37. #37 BeyondRandomNo Gravatar
    on Nov 17th, 2009 at 6:01 am

    This pic brought me here but I think its the comments that are making me stay! lol

  38. #38 krangNo Gravatar
    on Nov 17th, 2009 at 7:11 am

    Fuck digg and reddit, I’m coming from shacknews!

  39. #39 DonavanNo Gravatar
    on Nov 17th, 2009 at 8:26 am

    REDDIT BABY, YEEAAAAHHH

  40. #40 sulmanbillyNo Gravatar
    on Nov 17th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    hahaha

  41. #41 OblivionSorrowNo Gravatar
    on Nov 17th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Hmmm…. weird. I’m sure the mom was PISSED when she saw it, hopefully she didn’t purchase it beforehand.
    =]

    I came from Digg as well, although it is now on page 10. Maybe what some people don’t realize is that it’s the READERS that make stories, pictures, etc. popular, not the creators.

    So don’t blame Digg, blame the middle-aged men who get a giggle out of a little boy holding his junk.

  42. #42 mrcommenterNo Gravatar
    on Nov 18th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    it makes the photo more natural

  43. #43 Unfinished RamblerNo Gravatar
    on Nov 20th, 2009 at 7:10 am

    Photo, eh. But comments, wow, you folks take the cake. Catching up on my blog reader and this was the first post I came across. I didn’t expect all this conversation over it. I bet Steven is loving to get all the traffic over such a silly photo from all of your conversation. :)

  44. #44 NOTENo Gravatar
    on Nov 26th, 2009 at 4:30 am

    I feel important when i type my opnions on the net

  45. #45 iCommentNo Gravatar
    on Dec 8th, 2009 at 4:43 am

    Why was this not destroyed? His parents probably saved it just to torture him every Thanksgiving.

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