Yeah, you hunters you should be ashamed of yourself for killing animals for meat when you could be buying it at the store where it magically appears out of nowhere. Magic meat is high in anti-oxidants, low in fat, and is way cheaper. It’s produced by Harry Potter and Gandalf who teamed up in 2005 to create an out of thin air meat alternative with their magic wand, staff and potions. Buy magic meat now. Seriously though, if this clipping is real, where does this person think store meat comes from?
UPDATE: I’ve been getting a bunch of people messaging me that are confused about my “magic meat” statement. I was being sarcastic. There is no such thing as magic meat that appears out of thin air that’s magically created by Harry Potter and Gandalf. Furthermore Harry Potter and Gandalf are not real people. They are fictitious characters from novels and movies. I hope this clears things up.
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Gandalf’s not real? You’re shittin’ me.
Seriously, I’d be willing to bet that this newspaper clipping was written by one of the same people who were question you about the magic meat.
Just to let you know. In Harry Potter (the books not the movie) the food that appears in the dinning hall is not magically created but teleported from the kitchen directly below where it was prepared by house elves.
Every one knows you can’t just create shit out of thin air
Oh my. Who would believe that food can appear out of thin air? That’s just plain dumb.
… And meat is made from animals, more specifically pig, cows, chickens, and fish. Yeah, they sure were hurt during the making of meat. Live with it. ¬.¬