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Unfortunate View Of A Butt Crack

Unfortunate View Of A Butt Crack

Dude, pull up your pants. No one wants to see that.

I have a butt crack story I think I’ll share. I was at a graduation ceremony last week and there was a guy sitting in front of me … and every time he stood up his butt crack was visible. I felt like giving the guy the same advice I gave the guy in this picture. Actually what I should have done was give the guy my belt. How come that thought never occurred to me until just now? Too bad I don’t have a time machine and could travel back in time and tell the past me to give that guy a belt … or simply sit somewhere else so I wouldn’t have to endure the horror that is that memory.

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7 Comments on “Unfortunate View Of A Butt Crack”

  1. #1 ZanypickleNo Gravatar
    on Jun 15th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    It looks like they brakes are on – look at the top brake lights! lol

  2. #2 unfortunate namesNo Gravatar
    on Jun 15th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    hope he didn’t push too hard. could get messy.

  3. #3 C.B.JonesNo Gravatar
    on Jun 15th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Looks like he just got out of prison or something…. The crack signifies that he’s single(or so I’ve heard.)

  4. #4 MarshaNo Gravatar
    on Jun 15th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Correction. The crack signifies that he will REMAIN single.

  5. #5 NayeNo Gravatar
    on Jun 15th, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    LOL! That is so yuk! And he is wearing a belt, geez, so much for that!

  6. #6 Color PrintingNo Gravatar
    on Jun 20th, 2009 at 1:05 am

    Wow, sorry we need to see that. How unfortunate are we?
    (very funny pic!)

  7. #7 Online PrintingNo Gravatar
    on Jun 26th, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    I wonder how they even manage to walk or run when their shorts and pants are that low? I can see he has a belt, its just not doing its job of holding up his pants.

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