Comfort Wipe: The Magic Wand Of Wiping Your Butt

Here’s your WTF product of the day; the Comfort Wipe. It’s billed as “the sanitary paper extension arm and holder.” In other words, it’s a plastic handle used to wipe your ass with. I like how they say you’ll “never touch another dirty toilet tissue”. But now instead of touching dirty toilet tissue, you’ll be touching the dirty end of the Comfort Wipe. Even though this is “the first improvement in toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s,” I think I’ll stick with the regular tried and true method of pulling a wad of TP off the roll and using my hand … and then washing my hands afterwards.