Just imagine if Jesus was a goaltender on a hockey team. He’d totally kick ass. Do you think anyone would even score on him? I think the opposition would be too afraid to score on him for fear they would go to Hell. That’s like the ultimate penalty box, with an afterlife spent in damnation wishing that you would’ve hit the post or just passed to your teammate instead of shooting.
I can only guess at this, but this is what I would think Jesus’ career statistics would look like.
Games played: As many as he felt like playing. Who’s going to say he can’t.
Wins: Every game played, of course.
Loses: Yeah right, Jesus would never lose.
Goals against average: Zero. No one scores on Jesus, cause he’s Jesus.
Save percentage: 100% because after all Jesus Saves.
League MVP: as many seasons as he played
League Championships: again, as many seasons as he played.
Would you expect anything less from the son of God?
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on Jan 22nd, 2009 at 12:39 am
I’d certainly want Him on my team.
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on Jan 22nd, 2009 at 2:43 am
Not true!
When the opponent reaches the goal mouth with Jesus playing Goal keeper,
all that’s needed to score is to do this:
“KNOCK AND IT SHALL BE OPENED”
(Matt: 7.7)
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on Jan 22nd, 2009 at 6:07 am
Great comment Windmill!!!!
Cheers
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on Jan 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 pm
i wonder if he gets annoyed that everyone is walking on water on the rink.
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