Vibrators are definitely something I never thought would be racing one another. I wonder what the winner gets? Lube? A year’s supply of batteries? A first place blue ribbon? All great prizes. Do you think there’s an announcer that calls the race like they do with race cars and horses? If so, this is how I think a vibrator race would sound. In lane one Big Red has the lead by a full length, but on the outside in lane four Little Missy is gaining ground. In lane two Super Charger is a distant third … and bringing up the rear in lane three is Put A Smile On Her Face. It’s a two vibe race now coming into the home stretch between Big Red and Little Missy. Little Missy is coming up fast but Big Red is looking strong in the final 10 metres. And it’s Little Missy at the finish line by a tip.
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on Jan 7th, 2009 at 4:48 am
Cripes – I just about shot coffee out of my nose when I saw that headline! Wicked funny.
on Jan 7th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Haha, this is really funny, and the racer are women, haha can u imagine the winner, it’s must be powerful vibrator… wow how about the user for that vibrator, its get powerful vibrator that win the race.. huhu
on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:26 am
Vibrator races? I think they can go to a better use!
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on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:39 am
LOL so funny!!! I notice that the women are racing while the men are watching ha, ha, ha!
on Jan 7th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Ok…. sooooooo many things I could say right here! But I’m just gonna shut up, okay? I will keep those little gems of wisdom to myself!
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