Homeless Guy Begs For Money Using Pay Pal

Gone are the days when street beggars just used their hat or an old tin can to collect money from a passersby.  Now instead of those tried and true methods of cash collection, they’re using a new tool, Pay Pal.  I guess this makes sense cause if you don’t evolve with the times you get left behind.  But still, wtf?  That guy would have to do something really special for me to write down his email, go all the way home, turn on my computer, log into Pay Pal, and give him money that way.  He’s going to have to have more than just a sign and a sad face for that to happen.  He’d at least have to be playing a guitar, singing a song, jumping on one foot, and polishing my shoes.  If I indeed wore shoes that needed polishing.  Maybe then I’d go that extra mile … but I don’t see that happening.

I love his email 40dude@gmail.com.  I guessing homelessdude@gmail.com was taken.  I’m wondering though who 1 through 39 dude@gmail.com are … and if they’re are also begging for money with Pay Pay?  I should try emailing them and see what happens.  My luck though if I did I’d get some weirdo wanting to trade naked pictures of his wife with me.  Which wouldn’t be all that bad if when he said naked pictures of his wife he didn’t actually mean naked pictures of himself in a blonde wig and high heels … and just figured I wouldn’t notice.  Hey buddy, I notice that kind of thing.  I’m not stupid.  I can tell the difference between real hair and a wig.  At least I can most of the time. 

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