Satan Claus Is Not Santa Claus’ Evil Twin

I remember reading in the newspaper a few years ago about these people who thought Santa Claus shouldn’t be allowed to be part of Christmas festivities at a mall or any other place else because if you rearrange the letters of Santa you can come up with the word Satan. I guess their reasoning was if the word Satan is an anagram of Santa, then Santa Claus must be evil and thus be banned from existence. Which of course makes perfect sense if you’re an idiot.

Here’s something else for those people to rearrange KUFFFCO. And for those of you that don’t feel like rearranging those letters and just want to know what my point is, they spell FUCK OFF.