I can’t think of any logical explanations as to why this guy would have his pants down while he’s standing in front of an ATM. Of course several illogical ones spring to mind. One, he had a really bad wedgie and the only way to get it fully out of his butt crack was to drop his pants so he could get a hold of his tidy whities with greater ease. Two, he farted and didn’t want the odour stinking up his pants cause he’s on his way to a blind date and didn’t want to make a smelly first impression. Three, the ATM won’t give him any money so he’s preparing to moon it. Four, showing off his underwear in public places is his thing. And five, he wanted to be featured on Steven Humour.
Well those are my illogical explanations. Do you have any of your own? I’ll even except logical ones if you got them.
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 2:21 am
LOL………….
1) In a hotel lobby – just ran out – Hubby walked in—-so he needs cab fare
2) lost a ton of weight
3) advice from attorney – is pleading insanity
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 8:17 am
LOL! What’s the problem? We have clothing optional ATMs here. They’re very popular!
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 9:16 am
His pockets had holes in them? You gotta put the money somewhere, right?
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 10:46 am
He thought he’d make the ATM disburse the money quicker if he showed it his whities
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 11:01 am
That’s why you should never put an ATM next door to the sperm bank.
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Six – He’s posing as the poster child for masturbation.
Have a great weekend.
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Hey, he’s just a guy that caught with his pants down in front of an ATM in a public and probably well lit spot…what’s the problem. Happens all of the time.
on Dec 13th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Maybe he made a dookie and wanted a place to deposit it!
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
He’s got so much money in his bank account that he just have to inscribe his PIN code in the most secretive place.
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
He musta thawt it wuz onna dem newfangled tawlets…
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on Dec 13th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Steven, I think he thought it was place to make porn movies. It does have a camera, right?
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on Dec 14th, 2008 at 1:34 am
Wow, that’s hot! Haha!
on Dec 15th, 2008 at 12:05 am
he wanted his junk-bulge on the bank’s camera record?
on Dec 19th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
definately a deposit
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on Dec 16th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
He was trying to make a cod deposit
on Dec 16th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
He might have misread please place card here