Clowns in my opinion are kind of lame. They’re always trying so hard to make people laugh with their stale old jokes and big red clown shoes. Okay the big red clown shoes are kind of funny especially if they come equipped with steel toes and are used to kick another clown in the groin and the impact makes a hilarious honk honk noise. Now that’s funny. I’d definitely laugh at that and be entertained for 3 or 4 seconds. To keep me entertained for the full hour he’d totally have to take me to Chuck E. Cheese and buy me a pizza and leave me alone to play games. I know what you’re thinking, that seems like an awful lot. Well, what can I say, I’m a tough person to please. If you want to win my approval you’re either going to have to bribe me or be a smoking hot chick who’s in the country illegally and will do anything to stay here. Sorry, but I am who I am.
And if you’re wondering about the above video that I’ve spoken nothing about up until this point, well it features a clown that knows Kung Fu and is not afraid to use it. You didn’t think he was awesome cause he had a hand puppet did you?
on Nov 12th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Bonkers the Clown Rules!