It always amazes me that signs like this actually exist because I would like to think you wouldn’t have to tell people not to defecate on the subway … but there it is in black and orange. I’d hate to be the guy who has to clean up after these people. It must be mortifying that first night on the job when you’re innocently sweeping out the subway car and come across what appears to be an unwrapped Mr. Big chocolate bar, but as you get closer you realize it’s not a chocolate bar at all.
I wonder if the same people who feel it’s their right to use the subway as their personal toilet would like it if the janitor that had to clean it up came over to their place of residence, whether it be that Park Ave. penthouse or the box behind the dumpster in the alley, and took a shit on their floor? I think the punishment of you shit on my floor I shit on yours seems somewhat adequate.
I think all janitors should unite to form a vigilante groups that tracks these poopers, hunts them down and exacts their revenge on them. First offence should be the shit on the floor one I previously mentioned. Second offence, beat the perpetrator with a sack of doorknobs. Third offence, lock the perpetrator in a dark room and force him to listen to “Wind Beneath My Wings” by Bette Midler for 24 hours straight. I know that last one may sound cruel and unusual, but these people have to learn … and sometimes it has to be the hard way.
If you’re with me on this, leave a comment on this post as a show of your support. If you’re not with me, then I guess I know who’s next to get their floor pooped on.
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on Nov 10th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Works for me. Bwahahahahaha. Have a great day.
on Nov 10th, 2008 at 11:34 am
They’ve got real signs like that up on subways? Really? Good grief!
I agree with you on the vigilante groups. Poopers need to be stopped.
on Nov 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Oh, Jesus! Are you telling me there’s really a need for such a sign? Oh, the humanity! :O
on Nov 10th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I came here to thank you for the credits you gave me. You are so kind. Thank you so much. God bless!
on Nov 10th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
oh god that’s just disgusting! ew. Lock em up. Throw away the key. lol
on Nov 10th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
What a sign that is. LOL!
on Nov 12th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
signs like that can be anywhere, you know, those that would clearly state the obvious. just like directions in using SHAMPOO, it would say “wet hair” first. of course, who would use a shampoo with their hair dry, right?
on Nov 14th, 2008 at 10:26 am
That’s so gross!!! And awesome!
on Nov 18th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
LOL!
although it seems like #1 is more prevalent of a problem than #2 when riding public transportation. I swear today on my commute ride home someone on the bus went #1, and I think it was the bus driver…