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This Woman May Be A Man


I showed my friend this picture and before I got the chance to ask him if he thought this person was a man or a woman, he responded, “who’s the babe?”  I said nothing and just took a sip of my water before actually asking the man or woman question.  He responded, “a woman. A whole lotta woman.”  I being a bit of a skeptic thought it was a man who was trying to portray himself as a woman by putting on a bikini and tucking his sack back like that guy did in “Silence Of The Lambs”.  My friend said, “tucking your sack back feels weird.  It’s unnatural.  I tried it once and it was uncomfortable.”  I told my friend I didn’t want to hear about his sack or any tucking of it, but he insisted on giving me more details.  At that point I put my hands over my ears and began humming the theme to “Gilligan’s Island”.  I saw his mouth stop moving around the part where “five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour”.  Thankfully I’m not a lip reader and have no idea what he was said.  I think I need new friends.

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15 Comments on “This Woman May Be A Man”

  1. #1 ShellyNo Gravatar
    on Nov 9th, 2008 at 4:06 am

    That totally looks like a man. If it’s not, your friend may be the only one to go out with her. Ewww.

  2. #2 kevinNo Gravatar
    on Nov 9th, 2008 at 5:12 am

    It looks like a man, but some of the competitive BB women do have the characteristics after hormone therapy.

    still not my favorite part of the sport.

  3. #3 MamafloNo Gravatar
    on Nov 9th, 2008 at 6:06 am

    You totally do need new friends!

  4. #4 SandiNo Gravatar
    on Nov 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    well, the body of course does look like a man’s as many women body builders do. You couldn’t really tell from that but man. The face. I can’t no matter how hard I try, imagine that as being a woman. I can squint my eyes, look sideways….but still. That looks all man to me.

  5. #5 KirstenNo Gravatar
    on Nov 9th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    That’s so a man!! Check out his hands.
    He’s for sure tucking!

  6. #6 DwaconNo Gravatar
    on Nov 9th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Dude looks like a lady…

  7. #7 The Hawg!No Gravatar
    on Nov 9th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    First of all, that may well be a man. I wouldn’t worry about it — I’d run the other way from someone who looked like that, be it man or woman. He/she is scary!

    Second, I’d worry about anyone who explained why he had decided to “tuck his sack.” That just sounds painful. No man has any good reason to do that.

    Well, unless…

  8. #8 Weezy333No Gravatar
    on Nov 9th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    Man or woman, he/she is scary looking!

  9. #9 lalaNo Gravatar
    on Nov 10th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    First of all, I think that’s a man, who wants to be a woman, who wants to be a manly woman.

    Secondly, it looks like he/she/it has a sack and besides, if you take enough steroids, your junk will shrunk, smaller than a peanut.

    And thirdly, uh, yes, you need new friends.

    LOL

  10. #10 Utah MommyNo Gravatar
    on Nov 10th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    I cannot even figure out myself if she is she or he is he lols! Confusing human being lols!

  11. #11 AngelikaNo Gravatar
    on Nov 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Look for your High Five from me HERE!

  12. #12 DianaNo Gravatar
    on Nov 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Haha what a conversation to have with your friend.

    BTW, that person totally looks like a man.

  13. #13 Tom SawyerNo Gravatar
    on Nov 15th, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Ugly either way, but it is probably a woman. Some women take the muscle thing too far and this is the result.

  14. #14 paulNo Gravatar
    on Nov 19th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Is this the woman’s pic superimposed on a man’s body or is this real?

  15. #15 TimNo Gravatar
    on Nov 26th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    Scary stuff kids! Even if it is a woman, I vote man…

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