A Cat That Knows How To Please A Man

Most cats, all they do is laze around all day cleaning themselves and sleeping. Actually come to think of it, that’s pretty much the life I lead. Being the webmaster of a site no one visits does have its perks. You must be so jealous as you sit there reading this, envious of my cat like life. Now if I could just get someone to clean out my litter box every day I wouldn’t have to put up with that ever increasing foul odor that’s emanating from it. It’s like a punch in the face every time I walk in the house. And when I have people over for cocktails on the weekend, I can only imagine what they think. They don’t say anything, but from the looks on their faces, they appear thoroughly disgusted. It’s kind of embarrassing, but once they get drunk enough no one seems to care, which makes me feel better about myself. Alcohol sure does the trick. Thank you moderately priced tequila. I am ever indebted to you.

But enough about my litter box and friends who are only my friends because of the free booze. Watch this video and see why I titled it “A Cat That Knows How To Please A Man.” Women viewers, pay special attention to the technique. You may find it useful one day. And whoever said man’s best friend was a dog never met this feline. I think you’ll agree that this cat may be man’s bestest friend.