Steven Links For 10/03/08

• Happy Birthday You Big Piece Of Shit. The sentiment brings tears to my eyes.
• Whether you’re sitting on the couch or racing a motorcycle on TV, when you’ve gotta pee, you’ve gotta pee.
• Crayons are the new bling. They’re not just for colouring anymore, yo.
• Wanna see some top secret shit? Feast your eyes on the Dog Doo Transmitter.
• Good Cop, Baby Cop. Will Ferrell meets the toughest cop in the world.
• This guy might want to rethink his costume for Halloween.
• Sarah Palin has a sex tape? Who knew?
• Is that what I think it is in that woman’s purse?
• Here’s the perfect card for that special person who gave you Chlamydia.
• If you ever need a balloon toilet, this guy will make you one. Scroll down to see it.
• This is what it would be like if beer ruled the world.

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