Purse Snatcher Loses Fake Breast

If any of you guys out there have aspirations to become a thief and disguise yourself as a woman, make sure your boobs are strapped in tightly otherwise you might become the laughingstock of the crime world.  The TC Palm says:

A cross-dressing robber snatched a 74-year-old woman’s purse in St. Lucie West on Tuesday before a faux breast popped out of his tube top, according to a police report released Thursday.  The alleged female-impersonating robber then hopped into a four-door silver getaway car occupied by possibly two other men in drag and sped off, leaving the victim and the faux breast — a water-filled condom in a white gym sock — at the scene.

What’s the world coming to?  At least this guy had the smarts to fill his fake boobs with just plain old water.  Had he have filled them with silicon I would’ve thought this guy was some kind of nut because that shit kills.  The last thing you want nowadays is silicon filled titties.  Saline (water) is much safer.  I hope his accomplices did the same for their sakes.

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