This is just a guess, but I’m thinking this guy’s superpower could be blinding people with the sight of his groin bulge? I’m seeing just a picture of it and I can feel my eyesight failing me. Imagine what it would be like in person.
Picture Source: Gizmodo
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on Jul 28th, 2008 at 3:45 am
I’m not sure what his main super power would be, but judging by the dreadlocks, I’m guessing his backup power would have to be disabling villains with his super stench.
I’ve never met a white guy with dreadlocks who didn’t smell like a dead cow…
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 5:25 am
I see a lot of blue…he must have the power to turn everything he touches to blue!
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 6:10 am
To quote Bridget Jones, MST3K writer, : “You can see his whole ‘area’ “
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 6:58 am
his saggy balls??? hahahah LoL!!
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Damn! There ought to be laws about people wandering around in public looking like that.
I think his superpower has to do something with instantly repelling women. Think that guy’s ever kissed a girl? I somehow doubt it…
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 10:02 am
His super power is making you feel better about yourself… after looking at him, you have to admit that you’re not THAT bad…
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Wow, I could have gone my whole life without seeing that….
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Once again, funny stuff! I like your web site!
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I just threw up a little.
on Jul 29th, 2008 at 12:34 am
he has the same superpower i got. he can eat a lot of burgers every day. lol
on Jul 29th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Dear god. haha. Blog hop.
Cool blog 
on Jul 30th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Very funny,his power will be …….. i reserve my comment.
on Jul 31st, 2008 at 8:13 am
Dude! That is so wrong!