Finally a toilet paper brand that’s very specific about what it does … get rid of shit. And isn’t that what we ultimately want? Other brands keep this out of their commercials and off their packaging. They would rather show their toilet paper soaking up blue liquid and talk about how their rolls are 50% larger than their competitors. That’s fine for the person who likes to pretend that they and everyone they know don’t use the bathroom … but for the rest of us, is that really enough? Do we really care about blue liquid absorbency … or are we more concerned about brown solid removal effectiveness? I applaud you ShitBegone for having the courage to say what the others won’t.
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on Jul 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 am
Where do I buy this???!?!?!!!?
on Jul 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 am
Hell yeah. This is the kind of TP that we need. Some industrial strength TP for industrial strength crap.
on Jul 23rd, 2008 at 9:01 am
Doesn’t beat the German brand, Spezial Krappe.
on Jul 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
LOLOL @ “… or are we more concerned about brown solid removal effectiveness?”
Thank you for the laugh!! I’d buy that TP in a heartbeat.
on Jul 23rd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Yeah, where do I go to get this? That’s absolutely great. Bet they have trouble keeping it in stock…
on Jul 24th, 2008 at 4:00 am
Now that’s a man’s kinda toilet paper. I could give a damn about how much blue liquid it absorbs. As long as it doesn’t feel like steel wool, I’m all for it.
on Jul 26th, 2008 at 2:48 am
After a quick Google search, the below link it seems is where you can buy ShitBegone TP.
http://www.shitbegone.com/catalog/index.php
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on Jul 27th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I contacted the guy making the TP (just to be sure) and it seems it’s no longer being produced.
on Jul 28th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
This is hilarious! Your website is funny! Thanks for the humor.