Redneck Car Door Lock

funny redneck photos

My thought is, if you have to lock your car with a padlock and a length of chain you fish through two drilled out holes in the metal exterior, the car probably isn’t worth locking in the first place. If you have to resort to this kind of theft deterrent, more than likely the most valuable thing you have inside your car is an greasy old KFC bucket filled with chicken bones and a used condom from the previous night when you got jiggy with your redneck girlfriend and her cousin Rita in the backseat.

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3 comments

  1. Heather says:

    I’m with you… can’t imagine doing that to my car!!!

  2. mikey777 says:

    I can’t believe Rita would betray me by putting a pic of our love-mobile on the net. That’s the last time I’ll share a block of government cheese with her. She ain’t usin’ my cigarette lighter powered hot plate no more either…LoL

  3. Heather says:

    That is hilarious…
    Cheers

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