Redneck Car Door Lock

My thought is, if you have to lock your car with a padlock and a length of chain you fish through two drilled out holes in the metal exterior, the car probably isn’t worth locking in the first place.  If you have to resort to this kind of theft deterrent, more than likely the most valuable thing you have inside your car is an greasy old KFC bucket filled with chicken bones and a used condom from the previous night when you got jiggy with your redneck girlfriend and her cousin Rita in the backseat.