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How To Deal With A Stubborn Turd

Don’t you just hate it when you have to flush the toilet 2, 3 or 4 times after using it? You know what I’m talking about. It’s not the most pleasant thing in the world to stand there watching a turd circle around in the bowl only to come up a bit short of being flushed away. What’s worse is when you have to repeat that process 2 or more times. It becomes a battle of wills. You versus it. You keep flushing and it keeps floating back to the top. It gets to the point where you’re almost praying for divine intervention to make it go down this time and when it doesn’t it’s like, oh come on, this is ridiculous. Just go already, why don’t you? Quit torturing me. I have a life you know. I can’t stand here all day. Then finally, you defeat the turd and it’s gone forever. The end.

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3 Comments on “How To Deal With A Stubborn Turd”

  1. #1 Dark AngelNo Gravatar
    on Jun 18th, 2008 at 12:37 am

    Cover it with tissue paper – paper covers rock right?

  2. #2 r1oooooNo Gravatar
    on Jun 18th, 2008 at 3:17 am

    I think i need that sign.. XD

  3. #3 cellobellaNo Gravatar
    on Jun 18th, 2008 at 4:31 am

    So funny I had to read that one out loud to my family.

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