I got an email the other day from Dave at Tailgating Ideas in response to “How To Shatter A Guy’s Confidence In 5 Seconds” directing me to a post on CraigsList entitled “Reactions to small dick!“ It’s about a guy’s real life experiences and the things women have said about his small penis. Poor guy. Some of the highlights, or lowlights, depending on you perspective are:
From a blonde who was chewing gum at the time…”So, I mean, is this it???”
I had just gone home with a girl who provided some 420 fun, “Wow…I hope you know how to eat this cooch!”
As soon as I lowered my pants, “You poor thing!”
Mean drunk girl, “I seriously think this is the size of a paperclip. I mean one of those bigger ones.” She actually got a paperclip out of her purse and compared.
From a girl who gave me oral, “Well at least there’s no chance I’ll gag!”
Read the rest of the post here.
