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How To Shatter A Guy’s Confidence In Less Than 5 Seconds

June 9th, 2008 · 4 Comments

I’m sure there are many ways to shatter a guy’s confidence, but laughing at the size of his penis is one of the most effective.  No guy wants to hear this.  Just like no guy wants to hear that he’s going bald … especially for the first time.  The penis thing though, that will haunt him for the rest of his life.  He can have a thousand woman compliment his size, but the one that couldn’t hold back her laugher will be the one he remembers.  This is of course is very cruel and is not recommended … but if you’re a cruel person, go for it … ’cause his feelings aren’t your concern.

In addition to shattering confidence, laughing at the penis size is also a useful technique for driving away any unwanted men in your life.  So if you have one that just won’t leave you alone even though you’ve told him repeated that you don’t like his stank ass and you’d rather stick a dull rusty fishhook with dried worm guts still on it in each one of your eyeballs than be seen with him in public … here’s what you do, agree to have sex with him and when he drops his pants you lower the boom with a ROTFLMAO (for you that don’t know, that means: rolling on the floor laughing my ass off).  He’ll be out the door with his pee pee still hanging out quicker than a pre-mature ejaculator fires off a squirt of the old love juice.

I hope you found the preceding useful and informative.  Remember, here at Steven Humour it’s not always about the laughs. :-)

How To Shatter A Guy\'s Confidence In Less Than 5 Seconds

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