Would anybody out there like to venture a guess as to why this guy’s ego is big? The funnier the guess the better in this case which you can post in the comments section. I’m going to say his ego is so big because he has a small pecker that it has to compensate for … and to make this t-shirt saying which eludes to him having a large pecker look legitimate, he stuffs his undies with a wad of newspaper from the comics section that makes a crinkling noise every time he takes a step and leaves an imprint of Charlie Brown and Snoopy on his privates that he has so scrub off with a washcloth and a bar of Irish Spring when he gets home after a night of paying sexy women at the club to pose with him in pictures that he posts of him Facebook profile under the alias SEXMAN69.
More Funny Stuff:So Why Do You Think This Guy’s Ego Is So Big?
June 5th, 2008 · 8 Comments
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8 responses so far ↓
1 Debbie Lane
// Jun 5, 2008 at 4:40 am
oh, you mean the arrow isn’t pointing to his new shoes?
2 Frigga
// Jun 5, 2008 at 10:57 am
Dude better be paying good $$$ to allow him to take a picture with me. I just can’t understand why some people are so quick to walk around wearing a big fat L on their foreheads…
3 Tiggy
// Jun 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I’ve watched enough CSI: Las Vegas to be able to deconstruct, remodel and resample blurry images to reveal more detail.
*tap tap, bleep, bleep, tap*
My computer analysis confirms that the gentleman’s pants are actually devoid of any penile appendage. Case closed!
4 ken armstrong
// Jun 5, 2008 at 3:57 pm
easy…
it’s God’s way of compensating him for *that* face.
5 The Bushie
// Jun 5, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Nah mate, I think his ego is so big today, because today he’s managed to avoid pissing his pants.
6 tyna
// Jun 6, 2008 at 5:04 am
I think his ego is so big because he never dreamt he will be touching a fine girl.
Grew up a loner. He looks like a dunce with a capital D.
7 skwirral
// Jun 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm
You have to examine the whole picture, not just the foreground. There’s a lot of fog in the background, indicating they’re in a horror or science fiction setting. The colored electronic lighting and that oddly mechanical structure in the distance indicate the sci-fi setting is prominent, so we’ll go with that. Now, the structure itself…the purplish blurry light seems to be reflecting off of it, so it is clearly a three-dimensional construction, and there seems to be what can only be described as a claw hanging from the left side of this. The shape is quite unclear, due to the fog and lighting, but it could easily be a death robot, with a claw as the extremity of its right arm and that bright green directional light is some sort of illumination device or weapon at the end of the closer left arm. If we all remember our sci-fi “something-trying-to-kill-everything-else-including-and-predominantly-humans” movie plots (references vary case by case, but in general these seem to be extra-terrestrial or radioactive in nature), then we all would recall that the hot chick (again, opinion varies, but for all intents and purposes, the female subject of this image will be considered “hot”) generally lives to the end of the film, unless she gets naked, at which point she will die at some point. This rule extends to the female’s “chosen” male counterpart, usually a childhood friend or ex-partner. If they survive, they will inevitably reconcile their relationship and go on to make lots of babies, unless there is a sequel. That being the case, the ego of the male subject of this image is enlarged by the fact that he will outlive all of the shocked-into-immobility crowd behind him, likely by making a number of stupid decisions that somehow work long enough to provide escape from aforementioned (possibly) mechanical death monger. That, my readers, is why his ego is “so big.”
8 Natural
// Aug 13, 2008 at 3:26 pm
….cause he’s so short and has to stand on something?
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